Three business men check into a hotel room that costs $30.00. Where did the extra dollar go?
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 (August 21, 2018 at 4:52 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Three business men check into a hotel room that costs $30.00. Where did the extra dollar go? Yet again in the pockets of the bourgeoisie, I bet 
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
How much C4 does it take to eviscerate the average nun?
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August 21, 2018 at 7:15 pm
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(August 21, 2018 at 7:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much C4 does it take to eviscerate the average nun? It's a patented procedure so I can't really give you all the details, but I will say that it's more than you might think. Priests on the other hand, can be handily suffocated using a particular kind of pasta: the strozzapreti. They can subsequently be cut up with a common pizza slicer. (August 21, 2018 at 7:14 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much C4 does it take to eviscerate the average nun? I bet Min could answer this one as well :/
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (August 21, 2018 at 7:14 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much C4 does it take to eviscerate the average nun? One of my favourite memes is a doctor taking the temperature of a little boy with a thermometer and saying, “Not so wide, Timmy. I’m your doctor, not your priest.” 🤫
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If you suddenly found yourself in Ulaanbaatar with nothing but an Armani tuxedo, Dorothy's ruby slippers, and one thousand yards of cinnamon dental floss, would you take the time to answer this question?
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How much Should i charge my uncle for not telling The world that he touched me in my no-no spot?
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(August 21, 2018 at 7:17 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 10:23 am)Lucanus Wrote: Nah I'm more on the anarchist side of the spectrum. I think tankies should chill the fuck out. This is a very good question! I think that in the current political climate, any sort of revolution would be doomed to fail precisely because it would require violence. The current capitalist system would do everything to ruin our day. So basically to "protect" a revolution, you'd have to install a regime not unlike North Korea. And once you do, the capitalists have won anyway, because they can paint you as an evil dictatorship. So in very brief terms, my ideal praxis consists of a gradual shifting of the Overton window to the left worldwide of course with a special regard to the US (the biggest hurdle for any kind of actually socialist system) and Europe (where I live, duh). And hope that one day, most people will have realized that private property is theft, most jobs can be automated, and we can go on as a species to achieve Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. It's not easy, and it probably will never happen, but it's a long road I'm willing to walk. (August 21, 2018 at 7:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you suddenly found yourself in Ulaanbaatar with nothing but an Armani tuxedo, Dorothy's ruby slippers, and one thousand yards of cinnamon dental floss, would you take the time to answer this question? It's a set of circumstances odd enough that I probably would. But I would need to ask my lawyer first. (August 21, 2018 at 7:22 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: How much Should i charge my uncle for not telling The world that he touched me in my no-no spot? I always say "I ain't gay but 20$ are 20$". Let's do some maths: BJ = 20$ Touchy touchy = 5$ Secrecy surplus fee = 15$ Family discount = -50% = -20$ So yeah I'm not really into incest either but 20$ are 20$
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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