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Anyone here a Category 7?
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 2:28 pm
(August 21, 2018 at 7:58 am)Jehanne Wrote: On the Dawkins scale:

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Towards specific gods, such as yhwh, vishnu, quetzovercoatl &c, I'm a category 7. They are all impossible beings.

Towards a generic god or god-like figure, I'm a category 6. I'm pretty certain there are no gods, but know that I have insufficient data to say for certain.
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 2:29 pm
(August 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm)SaStrike Wrote: I'm a hard, fully erect 6.

Um, ok.

But what is your stance on the existence of gods?
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 2:45 pm
EF5 here, "Extremely Faithless"
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm
(August 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm)SaStrike Wrote: I'm a hard, fully erect 6.

Is that a real 6, a small 6, or a 3 pretending to be a six?

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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 3:33 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 3:33 pm by Lucanus.)
(August 21, 2018 at 1:18 pm)J a c k Wrote: I’m a hard, stiff 6.
Like... hard. It can almost be confused with a 7, but it’s still a six. A six that lifts.

I see your six is as big as mine!
(August 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm)SaStrike Wrote: I'm a hard, fully erect 6.

Is that a real 6, a small 6, or a 3 pretending to be a six?

Ouch
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 3:36 pm
(August 21, 2018 at 3:33 pm)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 1:18 pm)J a c k Wrote: I’m a hard, stiff 6.
Like... hard. It can almost be confused with a 7, but it’s still a six. A six that lifts.

I see your six is as big as mine!
(August 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Is that a real 6, a small 6, or a 3 pretending to be a six?

Ouch

You know why some women are such bad drivers?

It’s hard to judge distances when men keep telling you that something the size of a pinky is actually 6 inches.

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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 3:41 pm
You must have very large hands.  Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 3:41 pm
7, but it depends on the god we're talking about. If we're talking about any god at all, I'm a 6. If we're talking about any god I've ever heard of, and assuming they exist as told by their followers, I'm a 7-1/2.
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 3:45 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 3:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It's worth noting that the god people go in for at 6...is just another case of the gods they go in for at 7.  Replace god with some other object -

I'm absolutely sure that dragons don't exist, but I reserve judgement on whether or not some other flying firebreathing lizards might be out there.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Anyone here a Category 7?
August 21, 2018 at 3:47 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 3:50 pm by SaStrike.)
(August 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm)SaStrike Wrote: I'm a hard, fully erect 6.

Is that a real 6, a small 6, or a 3 pretending to be a six?

Ok you got me it's actually a 5.something, but 3 is just pushing it! Maybe it was 3 when I was a kid.

Most kids lean towards theism.
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