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Does anyone mow "The Moral Landscape"?
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RE: Does anyone mow "The Moral Landscape"?
September 28, 2018 at 12:20 pm
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2018 at 12:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 28, 2018 at 10:21 am)Dancefortwo Wrote: I have an old fashioned push mower. I've been mowing our rather large lawn with that thing for 20 years. When I first got it my neighbor said that I'd last about one year and then cave in and get a gas powered mower. My husband was skeptical. But wow, is it a great workout! Keeps me in shape and it's good for my bones plus it's environmentally much better than gas or electric. Amen! I have a 118 inch reel mower. It never breaks down, it never needs gas. Plus, The Wife sits on the porch with a drink and pervs out while I push it around the lawn.
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Ten feet wide?
RE: Does anyone mow "The Moral Landscape"?
September 28, 2018 at 12:36 pm
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2018 at 12:37 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yup. Weighs more than I do. Supposed to hitch and drag it, lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(September 28, 2018 at 12:36 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Yup. Weighs more than I do. Supposed to hitch and drag it, lol. I saw a guy cutting grass with something that size or larger, towed behind a tractor. He was helling it. Clippings were going ten feet in the air. He was working at a sod farm, he had a LOT of grass to cut. 
I know someone with a puss mower. Does that count?
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 RE: Does anyone mow "The Moral Landscape"?
September 28, 2018 at 10:05 pm
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2018 at 10:05 pm by fromdownunder.)
I, for one, welcome our new Triffid overlords.
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(September 28, 2018 at 10:05 pm)fromdownunder Wrote: I, for one, welcome our new Triffid overlords. LOL. Whenever we get a weed in the yard that gets over 3' tall, I call it a Triffid. One of my sons went and watched that campy-assed movie- "Day of the Triffids". He was quite amused. Now, when one of those tall weeds appear, he goes over and shakes it, making a noise like the plants made in the movie. I pretty much keep them under control, but I'm not the gardener, the wife is.  The neighbor on the east's yard is full of those things. 
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