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Things that should never be combined.

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Things that should never be combined.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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#71
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 12, 2018 at 8:20 am
(November 12, 2018 at 8:08 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Chopping chillies and an itchy bum hole.

Huge entertainment factor, however.
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#72
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 12, 2018 at 6:50 pm
Family gatherings and Ebola.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 12, 2018 at 6:54 pm
(November 12, 2018 at 6:50 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Family gatherings and Ebola.

Have you met my cousins? Tut Tut
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#74
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 12, 2018 at 6:58 pm
As someone in my martial arts class discovered, Tiger Balm and genitals.

Poor bastard.

How we laughed.

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#75
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 12, 2018 at 9:20 pm
(November 12, 2018 at 7:36 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Thunderbolts and lightning! Very, very frightening for me!

Galileo and Figaro!
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#76
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 13, 2018 at 12:50 am
As my uncle learned the hard way...

Toothbrushes and Preparation-H.
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#77
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 13, 2018 at 12:53 am
garlic and ice cream
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#78
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 13, 2018 at 12:59 am
(November 13, 2018 at 12:53 am)Sal Wrote: garlic and ice cream

You mean this stuff?

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It's not as soul-rendingly horrendous as it sounds.
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#79
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 13, 2018 at 9:54 am
Religion and reason.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 13, 2018 at 10:00 am (This post was last modified: November 13, 2018 at 10:04 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(November 12, 2018 at 9:20 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(November 12, 2018 at 7:36 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Thunderbolts and lightning! Very, very frightening for me!

Galileo and Figaro!

Figarorororororo I'm just a po' boy.

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