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Things that should never be combined.

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Things that should never be combined.
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#101
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 19, 2018 at 1:44 am
Running around a pool carrying scissors and a toaster.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#102
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 20, 2018 at 8:57 am
Samurai swords and ingrown toenails.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 20, 2018 at 8:59 am (This post was last modified: November 20, 2018 at 9:02 am by Jackie.)
(November 20, 2018 at 8:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Samurai swords and ingrown toenails.

Um, not even going to ask how you figured that out Stubby. You friends with Jack Dempsey?(NFL fans will get that joke)..
(November 14, 2018 at 12:56 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Alcoholism and chainsaw juggling.


LOL, make that the road side sobriety test.
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#104
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 20, 2018 at 9:03 am
(November 20, 2018 at 8:59 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 20, 2018 at 8:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Samurai swords and ingrown toenails.

Um, not even going to ask how you figured that out Stubby. You friends with Jack Dempsey?(NFL fans will get that joke)..
(November 14, 2018 at 12:56 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Alcoholism and chainsaw juggling.


LOL, make that the road side sobriety test.

Hey, ingrown toenails rate right after paper cuts on the agonizing list. You do what you gotta do!
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 20, 2018 at 9:16 am
(November 20, 2018 at 9:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 20, 2018 at 8:59 am)Brian37 Wrote: Um, not even going to ask how you figured that out Stubby. You friends with Jack Dempsey?(NFL fans will get that joke)..


LOL, make that the road side sobriety test.

Hey, ingrown toenails rate right after paper cuts on the agonizing list. You do what you gotta do!

You planning on trying for the NFL longest field goal Stubby?
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