We need to arm more dicks.

[Jackie]

[Minimalist]

“survivable injuries.”

I'm not sure that I'd want to survive.

Then again, I'm not stupid enough to stick a loaded gun in my pants.

[Angrboda]

Haha. He was found in the meat section of the store. Apparently looking for a suitable replacement.

[Jackie]

Haha.  He was found in the meat section of the store.  Apparently looking for a suitable replacement.

That actually was the best part of the story. Glad he didn't die but his stupidity, and considering the worship in this country, that was fitting.

[The Valkyrie]

That's probably not what the instructor meant when he said "cock you gun..."

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

If this sort of happy accident were to become commonplace, the gun control issue would solve itself in just a few generations.

Boru

[Jackie]

If this sort of happy accident were to become commonplace, the gun control issue would solve itself in just a few generations.

Boru

The sad thing is that crap like this is far more likely than successfully defending yourself from a complete stranger.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Nothing ‘sad’ about it. Once people realize that they’re far more likely to blow their own bollocks off than they are to defend themselves, the fetishization of firearms will decline.

Boru

[Jackie]

Nothing ‘sad’ about it. Once people realize that they’re far more likely to blow their own bollocks off than they are to defend themselves, the fetishization of firearms will decline.

Boru

Never underestimate human stupidity.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Haha.  He was found in the meat section of the store.  Apparently looking for a suitable replacement.