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We need to arm more dicks.
#1
We need to arm more dicks.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is his own penis with a gun.

We need to arm more dicks. If only this penis could fight back.

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#2
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
Quote:“survivable injuries.”

I'm not sure that I'd want to survive.

Then again, I'm not stupid enough to stick a loaded gun in my pants.
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#3
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
Haha. He was found in the meat section of the store. Apparently looking for a suitable replacement.
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#4
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
(November 29, 2018 at 5:53 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Haha.  He was found in the meat section of the store.  Apparently looking for a suitable replacement.

That actually was the best part of the story. Glad he didn't die but his stupidity, and considering the worship in this country, that was fitting.
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#5
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
That's probably not what the instructor meant when he said "cock you gun..."
Dying to live, living to die.
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#6
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
If this sort of happy accident were to become commonplace, the gun control issue would solve itself in just a few generations.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#7
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
(November 29, 2018 at 6:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If this sort of happy accident were to become commonplace, the gun control issue would solve itself in just a few generations.

Boru

The sad thing is that crap like this is far more likely than successfully defending yourself from a complete stranger.
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#8
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
Nothing ‘sad’ about it. Once people realize that they’re far more likely to blow their own bollocks off than they are to defend themselves, the fetishization of firearms will decline.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#9
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
(November 29, 2018 at 6:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Nothing ‘sad’ about it. Once people realize that they’re far more likely to blow their own bollocks off than they are to defend themselves, the fetishization of firearms will decline.

Boru

Never underestimate human stupidity.
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#10
RE: We need to arm more dicks.
(November 29, 2018 at 5:53 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Haha.  He was found in the meat section of the store.  Apparently looking for a suitable replacement.

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