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Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
#31
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
(January 29, 2019 at 11:46 am)Drich Wrote: actually both are gae, if you know the difference you graduated from gae to gae with a y

With your fetish for proper translation, you might want to know that 'gae' is the worn-down form of 'gaisos', archaic Irish for 'spear'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#32
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
Shh, shh, you're interfering with his other fetish, homostuff.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#33
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
(January 29, 2019 at 12:14 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Shh, shh, you're interfering with his other fetish, homostuff.

Good point.  My instruction might do nothing more than put him in mind of big, throbbing, tumescent spears.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#34
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
(January 29, 2019 at 12:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 29, 2019 at 11:46 am)Drich Wrote: actually both are gae, if you know the difference you graduated from gae to gae with a y

With your fetish for proper translation, you might want to know that 'gae' is the worn-down form of 'gaisos', archaic Irish for 'spear'.

Boru

no no I got it the first day.. he is calling himself a god killing spear not just a spear.. (that's where the bologna comes in)  Hilarious then I likened his logic to that of "tazer face on GotG2" in that why pick a name that could back fire and turn yourself into a punchline? He didn't see the punchline so I like to do maybe 5 to 10 reminders a day till he is allowed to change it in another year or so.  Hehe
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#35
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
WTF are you talking about a god killing spear, and what does bologna have to do with gods....lol. Has it ever occurred to you that my name isn't backfiring..that you're just a homo-obsessed bigot who knows next to nothing about everything he comments on...?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#36
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
(January 29, 2019 at 11:29 am)Drich Wrote: -Or maybe you just don't understand what bible based Christianity is all about. maybe me explaining 1000 times over 1/2 a decade here and showing you example after example of how harsh Christ was to his opponents and even harder towards his disciples. maybe you are looking for the type of christian who you celebrate is dying out in favor of people like me. people you do not understand from a form of christianity you know nothing about.

Maybe what conflicts is your broken idea of God and how God is and works through me!

I'm glad that your life has a purpose.   Great
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#37
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
(January 28, 2019 at 5:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 28, 2019 at 5:18 pm)Drich Wrote: is this another disguised prebann warning? or can I call you a dumb ass who's over looking the very greek word that describe the resurrected define or rather describe the condition of the people being brought back Ie he doesn't have to describe anything as his literal vocabulary, the same method you douche bags are using to move the goal posts to zombiehood..

No, you can call me whatever you like - I'm a big lad, I can take it.  My point was that Jesus wasn't describing anything in the passage referenced - the dead came out of the graves just when Jesus 'gave up the ghost'.  Jesus isn't speaking in the passage, so he couldn't possibly have been describing anything.

Also, I'm opting for 'mummies' over 'zombies' strictly on the basis of the bodies having been wrapped.

Boru

Oh, c'mon Boru, that's simply not fair. You know Drich can't read for shit. Expecting him to understand what the bible actually says is just simply brutally unfair.

And to address his later point, the word resurrect doesn't resolve it for two reasons. First the literal meaning of the word in this passage also means to raise up, so while resurrect may have been the effect, it's not clear simply from the word in what manner they were resurrected. He's engaging in a form of presentism, applying a modern understanding to a historical passage. The second reason is that while to resurrect does in some sense mean to restore vital function to the individual, to die means for the vital functions to permanently cease. (Thank Huggy for pointing this out to me.) So the two words and their usage are not logically consistent, so it would be absurd to claim you can know anything about the status of the vital functions of those raised, as according to usage, they both did have vital function restored, and because they were dead, could not and therefore did not have vital function restored. At least this wasn't simply a mistake attributable to his bollocks level of reading comprehension this time. That's a positive, at least.
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#38
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
(January 29, 2019 at 5:07 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(January 29, 2019 at 11:29 am)Drich Wrote: -Or maybe you just don't understand what bible based Christianity is all about. maybe me explaining 1000 times over 1/2 a decade here and showing you example after example of how harsh Christ was to his opponents and even harder towards his disciples. maybe you are looking for the type of christian who you celebrate is dying out in favor of people like me. people you do not understand from a form of christianity you know nothing about.

Maybe what conflicts is your broken idea of God and how God is and works through me!

I'm glad that your life has a purpose.   Great

The smaller the worm, the greater the pretension.
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#39
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
Drich you have me in stitches, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thank you.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#40
RE: Are there any Christians here who believe in zombies?
(January 31, 2019 at 3:59 am)Godscreated Wrote: Drich you have me in stitches, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thank you.

GC

Only someone who is gay could find humor in that.  (Hmmm...)
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