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Why do cardinals get to elect the Pope?
#21
RE: Why do cardinals get to elect the Pope?
The Cardinals are the Electoral College of the Catholic Church.
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#22
RE: Why do cardinals get to elect the Pope?
(March 13, 2019 at 5:37 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Cardinals easily fall in line. Crows ask too many questions.

I don't know. Is the world ready for Pope Donald?
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#23
RE: Why do cardinals get to elect the Pope?
Most popes have historically been some version of a pope donald.
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RE: Why do cardinals get to elect the Pope?
(March 13, 2019 at 8:14 pm)Yonadav Wrote:
(March 13, 2019 at 5:37 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Cardinals easily fall in line. Crows ask too many questions.

I don't know. Is the world ready for Pope Donald?

Cardinals are red. Trump is Cheeto Van Tweeto. Different species.
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#25
RE: Why do cardinals get to elect the Pope?
Because the Swallows would be just be too weird!
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RE: Why do cardinals get to elect the Pope?
(March 13, 2019 at 11:10 pm)no one Wrote: Because the Swallows would be just be too weird!

I love swallows!
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