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GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm
Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.
So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 2:16 pm
Welcome aboard.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:16 pm
Did you bring the Knishes?
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:17 pm
Welcome to the Forums.
Boru
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:27 pm
Welcome! I hope you find what you’re looking for here...
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:34 pm
(This post was last modified: April 11, 2019 at 3:34 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Who is G-D? Do you mean God? It has a name you know; FSM.
Welcome and RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:43 pm
Greetings. I'm the one they warned you about.
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