Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?

[Haipule]

That was a different Matthew. I was in South FL for 7yrs and no hurricanes hit Florida on my watch. As soon as I left...

A different Matthew? How so?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Matthew

The Matthew I'm taking about was a couple of years before. When a storm does not produce collateral damage or, lost of life, the name is reusable. The Matthew your talking about caused considerable lose and therefore, that name will never be used again. Just like you will never hear of "Hurricane Sandy" again, or "Katrina". The Matthew I faced was potentially horrific, but caused no damage in South FL. So the name was reused. And the Matthew your talking about DESTROYED western Florida like a bomb! It was horrific but I didn't live there then. I have since moved back home to the island of Maui.

[Nakara]

A different Matthew? How so?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Matthew

The Matthew I'm taking about was a couple of years before. When a storm does not produce collateral damage or, lost of life, the name is reusable. The Matthew your talking about caused considerable lose and therefore, that name will never be used again. Just like you will never hear of "Hurricane Sandy" again, or "Katrina". The Matthew I faced was potentially horrific, but caused no damage in South FL. So the name was reused. And the Matthew your talking about DESTROYED western Florida like a bomb! It was horrific but I didn't live there then. I have since moved back home to the island of Maui.

In your original post you spoke of a hurricane called Matthew that occurred in 2016 and skirted the coast of Florida.

When did that become a different Matthew? Irregardless of whether it was the same one or not, your claim to have hurricane-deflecting powers is still ridiculous.

[Haipule]

The Matthew I'm taking about was a couple of years before. When a storm does not produce collateral damage or, lost of life, the name is reusable. The Matthew your talking about caused considerable lose and therefore, that name will never be used again. Just like you will never hear of "Hurricane Sandy" again, or "Katrina". The Matthew I faced was potentially horrific, but caused no damage in South FL. So the name was reused. And the Matthew your talking about DESTROYED western Florida like a bomb! It was horrific but I didn't live there then. I have since moved back home to the island of Maui.

In your original post you spoke of a hurricane called Matthew that occurred in 2016 and skirted the coast of Florida.

When did that become a different Matthew? Irregardless of whether it was the same one or not, your claim to have hurricane-deflecting powers is still ridiculous.

Hurricane Matthew Cat 5 2016 was only a frightening potential at 7:00 am but skirted around Palm Beach FL, as a Cat 4, at the last minute on the east coast and it was a different Hurricane Matthew that slammed into the west coast of FL in 2018 where there was much damage and loss of life. Looked like a bomb went off. Two different storms, two different coasts. I lived 7 years in Florida and no Hurricanes on my watch. I moved back to Hawaii in December 2016 shortly after that 2016 event. When I left, at least 2 storms slammed Florida since. In Hawaii, here on Maui, we where threatened by Hurricane Lane. I prayed that sucker away too. It came right at me in Honokawai. At the last second went west. Nee ner nee ner nee ner!

I'm not your average Xtian. I am the Son of God and act accordingly! With power, privilege and responsibility.

[LostLocke]

I lived 7 years in Florida and no Hurricanes on my watch. I moved back to Hawaii in December 2016 shortly after that 2016 event.

So you were there from 2009 to 2016.

August 2009 Claudette kills 2, $103,000 in damages.
August 2009 Bill kills1
August 2009 Ida $250,000 in damages
August 2010 Earl kills 3
July 2011 Bret dozens of injuries
November 2011 Sean 1 death
May 2012 Beryl 1 death
June 2012 Debby 7 deaths
---October 7 MATTHEW 12 deaths---

You have a piss poor deflection shield for a "god".
And that's not included ones that still hit but caused lesser damage.

[Haipule]

I lived 7 years in Florida and no Hurricanes on my watch. I moved back to Hawaii in December 2016 shortly after that 2016 event.

So you were there from 2009 to 2016.

August 2009 Claudette kills 2, $103,000 in damages.
August 2009 Bill kills1
August 2009 Ida $250,000 in damages
August 2010 Earl kills 3
July 2011 Bret dozens of injuries
November 2011 Sean 1 death
May 2012 Beryl 1 death
June 2012 Debby 7 deaths
---October 7 MATTHEW 12 deaths---

You have a piss poor deflection shield for a "god".
And that's not included ones that still hit but caused lesser damage.

None of those storms were a threat to me in Palm Beach or, Broward Counties except for Matthew 2016. Mother Nature can do her thing as long as there is no threat to me as far as I am concerned. Who am I to stand in her way. But, if I am staring at her eye teeth, she better back off!

Also, for those 7yrs in Florida, I wouldn't allow it to rain on me without shelter. Light rains I enjoyed. Heavy rains, fuck no! And Florida is a very rainy place with serious thunderstorms and lighting strikes especially during the summer months. I didn't even own an umbrella--no need! And I live in Hawaii and have no need for an umbrella. I command it, it stops every time! It blows peoples minds!

[Nakara]

In your original post you spoke of a hurricane called Matthew that occurred in 2016 and skirted the coast of Florida.

When did that become a different Matthew? Irregardless of whether it was the same one or not, your claim to have hurricane-deflecting powers is still ridiculous.

Hurricane Matthew Cat 5 2016 was only a frightening potential at 7:00 am but skirted around Palm Beach FL, as a Cat 4, at the last minute on the east coast and it was a different Hurricane Matthew that slammed into the west coast of FL in 2018 where there was much damage and loss of life. Looked like a bomb went off. Two different storms, two different coasts. I lived 7 years in Florida and no Hurricanes on my watch. I moved back to Hawaii in December 2016 shortly after that 2016 event. When I left, at least 2 storms slammed Florida since. In Hawaii, here on Maui, we where threatened by Hurricane Lane. I prayed that sucker away too. It came right at me in Honokawai. At the last second went west. Nee ner nee ner nee ner!

I'm not your average Xtian. I am the Son of God and act accordingly! With power, privilege and responsibility.

Are you sure you’re talking about the right hurricane?

MICHAEL caused devastation last year. Did the 74 people who died not pray right? Why didn’t you pray for them?

Why do I even bother, you’re delusional. Hey, when I lived in Alaska we were supposed to get hit by a tsunami! Didn’t even pray, and we only got kiddie waves. Too bad I wasn’t around for the 1964 one.

[LostLocke]

MICHAEL caused devastation last year. Did the 74 people who died not pray right?

He only counts deaths where he's at, because that's where he "deflects" the hurricane from. IE.. his specific areas of Florida were spared fatalities from 09 - 16 because he lived there at the time. See above, he claims he's "God".
Which means that I by default must also be a god, as I've never lived in an area that has had a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, flood, earthquake or drought.

[Haipule]

MICHAEL caused devastation last year. Did the 74 people who died not pray right?

He only counts deaths where he's at, because that's where he "deflects" the hurricane from. IE.. his specific areas of Florida were spared fatalities from 09 - 16 because he lived there at the time. See above, he claims he's "God".
Which means that I by default must also be a god, as I've never lived in an area that has had a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, flood, earthquake or drought.

You don't live near the beach.

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Hurricane Matthew Cat 5 2016 was only a frightening potential at 7:00 am but skirted around Palm Beach FL, as a Cat 4, at the last minute on the east coast and it was a different Hurricane Matthew that slammed into the west coast of FL in 2018 where there was much damage and loss of life. Looked like a bomb went off. Two different storms, two different coasts. I lived 7 years in Florida and no Hurricanes on my watch. I moved back to Hawaii in December 2016 shortly after that 2016 event. When I left, at least 2 storms slammed Florida since. In Hawaii, here on Maui, we where threatened by Hurricane Lane. I prayed that sucker away too. It came right at me in Honokawai. At the last second went west. Nee ner nee ner nee ner!

I'm not your average Xtian. I am the Son of God and act accordingly! With power, privilege and responsibility.

Are you sure you’re talking about the right hurricane?

MICHAEL caused devastation last year. Did the 74 people who died not pray right? Why didn’t you pray for them?

Why do I even bother, you’re delusional. Hey, when I lived in Alaska we were supposed to get hit by a tsunami! Didn’t even pray, and we only got kiddie waves. Too bad I wasn’t around for the 1964 one.

When my life ALWAYS does the same thing: am I delusional? Are you talking about the same hurricane? Concerning Michael, why would I pray for them all? When nature only seeks harmony? Isn't harmony good? Since nature is always seeking harmony: is she allowed to seek out and destroy all disharmony and discord? Does she have this privilege?

She can't fuck with me! She is my lover and loves me. God, who also loves me, are two different absolutes! Two different beings! The absolute authority is God, who's name is Jesus in English, is the head of my house. Jesus is my Master! Nature is my girlfriend! And all theology and most physics is absolute junk!

Wave/particle duality my ass! Duality my ass! There is no such thing as a particle: that is asinine! And a wave is what something does: not what something is! No waves, no particles! JUST NATURE! Get over your bad self!

[Nakara]

He only counts deaths where he's at, because that's where he "deflects" the hurricane from. IE.. his specific areas of Florida were spared fatalities from 09 - 16 because he lived there at the time. See above, he claims he's "God".
Which means that I by default must also be a god, as I've never lived in an area that has had a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, flood, earthquake or drought.

You don't live near the beach.

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Are you sure you’re talking about the right hurricane?

MICHAEL caused devastation last year. Did the 74 people who died not pray right? Why didn’t you pray for them?

Why do I even bother, you’re delusional. Hey, when I lived in Alaska we were supposed to get hit by a tsunami! Didn’t even pray, and we only got kiddie waves. Too bad I wasn’t around for the 1964 one.

When my life ALWAYS does the same thing: am I delusional? Are you talking about the same hurricane? Concerning Michael, why would I pray for them all? When nature only seeks harmony? Isn't harmony good? Since nature is always seeking harmony: is she allowed to seek out and destroy all disharmony and discord? Does she have this privilege?

She can't fuck with me! She is my lover and loves me. God, who also loves me, are two different absolutes! Two different beings! The absolute authority is God, who's name is Jesus in English, is the head of my house. Jesus is my Master! Nature is my girlfriend! And all theology and most physics is absolute junk!

Wave/particle duality my ass! Duality my ass! There is no such thing as a particle: that is asinine! And a wave is what something does: not what something is! No waves, no particles! JUST NATURE! Get over your bad self!

[LostLocke]

He only counts deaths where he's at, because that's where he "deflects" the hurricane from. IE.. his specific areas of Florida were spared fatalities from 09 - 16 because he lived there at the time. See above, he claims he's "God".
Which means that I by default must also be a god, as I've never lived in an area that has had a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, flood, earthquake or drought.

You don't live near the beach.

Yes, I do.