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Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has.
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RE: Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has.
When someone steps on my toe I automatically go into dad joke mode and call out, 'brain damage', inferring that my brain is in my big toe and they just squashed it.
I know it's not funny but it sits in my auto pilot list.
Anyway, it doesn't go down well in a room full of brain damaged people.
And this is where my toe gets squashed the most due to wheelchairs.




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