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What will you say to God when you stand before him?
#71
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Quote:The Test for an Unfaithful Wife
11 Then the Lord said to Moses, 12 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man’s wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure—or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure— 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[a] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing.

16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.”

“‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.”

23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[c] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

29 “‘This, then, is the law of jealousy when a woman goes astray and makes herself impure while married to her husband, 30 or when feelings of jealousy come over a man because he suspects his wife. The priest is to have her stand before the Lord and is to apply this entire law to her. 31 The husband will be innocent of any wrongdoing, but the woman will bear the consequences of her sin.’”

TLDR, it's okay if she's an unfaithful whore...or, you know..you think she might be. His Wife, His Choice.
(but don't forget to tip the rabbi!)
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#72
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
In all seriousness, I would ask a few good questions that I doubt any answer could satisfy.

Why would you allow me to go my entire life not believing in you? Why couldn't you have given me some shred of evidence of your existence? In fact, why is everything about your existence counter-intuitive in terms of human logic and rationale?

Why do you let five year old kids get bone cancer? Or be raped? Or kidnapped? Or molested by a family member or stranger or anyone? Or killed? Or be hurt in anyway?

Why do some people starve or live otherwise horrible lives when others live prosperous lives and never see so much as a shred of what we call suffering?

Why are there so many different religions?

Do you answer prayers? If so, why are some prayers answered while others are ignored?
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
#73
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Nothing as I don't believe it will happen. But if it does I'll say "I'm sorry I didn't believe in you God, but there wasn't enough evidence for your existence. By the way, are you a vengeful God or a compassionate God, because there's a bit of contradiction about that back on Earth?".
#74
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Why wasn't I born into a family?
#75
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
#76
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
I particularly like the Rapture crowd. They have an index, books and films and are so patient even though it IS the end and has been for centuries. Yet nobody has defied gravity yet!
#77
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
I will say nothing. I will be speechless as I am embraced by his noodles
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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#78
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
That was a mean trick to play on the fundamentalists!
#79
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
If I was standing before god? Mmmmmmmm.........

Possibly: "Hey, what do you think of all those gods the idiots on earth invented and worshipped? A bit cuckoo eh? So let's hear your story."



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