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History Is For Suckers.
#11
RE: History Is For Suckers.
At work.

(November 15, 2019 at 2:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: History is written by the victors? Nice bumpersticker. But has nobody heard of Vietnam?

I would posit that was a conflict lost by politicians.

Not by losing militarily.

Just a niggle. Sorry.
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#12
RE: History Is For Suckers.
(November 14, 2019 at 9:22 pm)redpill Wrote: Napoleon once said, "History is a set of lies agreed upon."  Tolstoy once said, "History would be a wonderful thing.  If it were only true."  Most often, what is history depends on the outcome of some conflict.  As one truism says, "History is written by the victors."  And when it comes to war, another truism says, "In war, truth is the first casualty."  For the winning side, it remains a casualty.  Also, no doubt, demonizing the enemy is a tactic as old as the hills.  Another thing is that it is well known that one country's villain is another countries hero.

Do you have any better reasons for despising history, other than a list of quotes?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#13
RE: History Is For Suckers.
Historical quotes, even. Like...do we really even know that those people said that...maaaaaan? What if the lizard people are sending that false impression into our heads over the 5G's?

Wake up sheeple! We're being farmed for our bodily emissions, those sewers don't go to treatment plants, they go to an interstellar bottling company. The government is covering it up in exchange for alien cupcake baking technology.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#14
RE: History Is For Suckers.
Truest historical quote regarding history:

'History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.' - Churchill

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: History Is For Suckers.
(November 15, 2019 at 7:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Truest historical quote regarding history:

'History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.' - Churchill

Boru
Sadly for Winnie the PM there's more than one version of history out there.

(November 15, 2019 at 4:43 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

(November 15, 2019 at 2:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: History is written by the victors? Nice bumpersticker. But has nobody heard of Vietnam?

I would posit that was a conflict lost by politicians.

Not by losing militarily.

Just a niggle. Sorry.

Yeah. "We were winning when I left!"
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#16
RE: History Is For Suckers.
Famous (historical) people saying it isn't relevant to whether or not it's true.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#17
RE: History Is For Suckers.
(November 15, 2019 at 1:43 am)Alex K Wrote:
(November 15, 2019 at 12:47 am)ignoramus Wrote: Isn't Amnesia another Roman God? I can't remember. Dunno

The goddess of what was it again

She prefers to be called the goddess of the tip of tongue.
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#18
RE: History Is For Suckers.
(November 15, 2019 at 8:10 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 15, 2019 at 7:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Truest historical quote regarding history:

'History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.' - Churchill

Boru
Sadly for Winnie the PM there's more than one version of history out there.


 

But lucky for the rest of us.

Before I started school, I honestly thought Churchill's first name was 'Thatbastard', based on the way my grandad talked about him.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#19
RE: History Is For Suckers.
It is Sir Thatabastard, knight of Garter, order of merit, champion of honor, privy council, fellow of royal society, member of royal academy, in decreasing order of deservedness.
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#20
RE: History Is For Suckers.
If it weren’t for history there would only be the present and that would mean I would have never gotten laid so fuck this thread. I mean put a vagina on the thread so I can fuck it, please. Goddamn I’m hard as a rock!
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