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Why do you think "they" released COVID19?

Poll: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
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To cull the population of the least productive members of society
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Scientists in Antarctica are testing a new bioweapon. (no infections in Antarctica -co-incidence? I think not!)
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Gods (incl Zod and Mod) have unleashed it for shits & giggles
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Climate changeologists did this to ground planes and stop factories from polluting the world
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The FED planned this to make people poorer and therefore debt slaves for longer
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I don't want to say through a real fear of being neutralized by "you know who"!
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It's all fake news to dethrone our man Trump - influenza kills more each year!
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Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 1:00 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2020 at 1:02 am by ignoramus.)
Not disagreeing on your hypothesis, but I can't find a motive, even if I follow the money Dunno
Then again, pixies DO belong to the far left so they could be in it for the environment... Bloody little vandals!
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 1:13 am
That's the sprites.

Pixies are just evil and want to kill everyone.

Brownies just want to get high.

Redcaps want you to donate blood.

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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 4:07 am
We need a "[NOT SERIOUS]" flag. Hmph
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 4:22 am
Even in a humor thread?
Is that you Brian? lol
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 4:56 am
(March 27, 2020 at 10:28 pm)no one Wrote: They didn't. It's a government ploy. China doesn't even exist.

Wrong it's Bielefeld that doesn't exist. And that's why they released the virus, too many people were finding out.
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 5:03 am
It was released because baseball fans were upset about Kennedy shagging Marilyn Monroe.

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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 11:17 am
(March 28, 2020 at 4:07 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We need a "[NOT SERIOUS]" flag.  Hmph

We do not.

Bri needs a flashing neon sign.
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RE: Why do you think "they" released COVID19?
March 28, 2020 at 1:06 pm
(March 28, 2020 at 11:17 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 28, 2020 at 4:07 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We need a "[NOT SERIOUS]" flag.  Hmph

We do not.

Bri needs a flashing neon sign.

I think that would be insuficient anyway.
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