| Poll: Why Did They Kill Caligula? This poll is closed. |
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| He was shagging his sisters. | 0 | 0% | |
| He turned the Senate into a brothel. | 0 | 0% | |
| He made his favourite horse a senator. | 1 | 25.00% | |
| He declared himself to be Jove. | 0 | 0% | |
| He was trying to end the war in Vietnam. | 0 | 0% | |
| Other. | 3 | 75.00% | |
| Total | 4 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Why Do You Think They Killed Caligula?
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 (March 28, 2020 at 7:28 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: They killed Caligula because he was Allah's first prophet (proto Muhammad) so they killed him because they thought he was crazy since he claimed to hear voices from God. Jackass level over 9,000!!!!! 
He thought it was a funny joke to put sand in the anal lubricant at the mid-week orgy....
So it was justified.  
The result of a cost vs benefit analysis.
And I heard the parties had become lame.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (March 28, 2020 at 12:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(March 28, 2020 at 5:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, what do you think? Why did they kill him? Nonsense. He attacked the Senate, robbed from the rich to give to himself, protected his position by bribing the army, declared himself divine, and embarked on a number of ego-boosting building projects. These are all things emperors are supposed to do. He fulfilled his duty in grand style. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
They didn't kill Caligula.
Caligula killed them then rewrote history. He retired to Ireland. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
The powerful regardless of religion or class, or nationality are all about power. Our species flaw is not understanding Sagan's Pale Blue Dot speech.
(March 28, 2020 at 1:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 28, 2020 at 12:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Executed for dereliction of duty. He awarded the Praetorians with a well-deserved bonus for honorable duty and services rendered.  (March 28, 2020 at 1:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 28, 2020 at 12:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Executed for dereliction of duty. He also wanted to move the empire's capital from Rome to Alexandria. This may have been the last straw for the senate and the praetorian guard who had already lost most of their influence to control his lunacy. One of the chief assassins, Cassius Chaerea, may also have had republican motives for killing Caligula.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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