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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?

Poll: Sex with furniture?
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Fuck yeah motherfuckers!
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I'm a pruned prude.
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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 25, 2011 at 10:22 am
I once met a lady who told me she had had sex with a cabinet and a few other MPs as well
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
March 2, 2011 at 12:31 pm
I maintain that this thread is a false dilemma. I am neither for nor against fucking furniture.
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
March 2, 2011 at 5:59 pm
(March 2, 2011 at 12:31 pm)DoubtVsFaith Wrote: I maintain that this thread is a false dilemma. I am neither for nor against fucking furniture.

Come on man..you can be honest here...did you or did you not give oral sex to the night stand last night?
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
March 3, 2011 at 8:58 am
I did not.
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
March 3, 2011 at 9:31 am
He received oral sex from the nightstand. Big differance.
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
March 3, 2011 at 10:00 am
I did not.
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