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Things you say to your pets
#21
RE: Things you say to your pets
My most common ones are “don’t you talk back to me!” and “no chocolate” lol
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Things you say to your pets
(July 1, 2020 at 11:27 am)Losty Wrote: My most common ones are “don’t you talk back to me!” and “no chocolate” lol

You are truly evil! "No chocolate"..........  There is no sane vet in the world whom would approve of this joke. LOL!
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RE: Things you say to your pets
(July 1, 2020 at 11:30 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(July 1, 2020 at 11:27 am)Losty Wrote: My most common ones are “don’t you talk back to me!” and “no chocolate” lol

You are truly evil! "No chocolate"..........  There is no sane vet in the world whom would approve of this joke. LOL!

I seriously tell them no chocolate for every food they want that they’re not going to get. I don’t know, my grandma always did too. She told me if you use the same phrase regardless of the type of food they’re more likely to learn it and realize to stop begging because you’re not gonna share. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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#24
RE: Things you say to your pets
Get your paw out of my eye

Stop lying I know very well weren’t just playing with the toy.
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RE: Things you say to your pets
(July 1, 2020 at 11:40 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 1, 2020 at 11:30 am)Brian37 Wrote: You are truly evil! "No chocolate"..........  There is no sane vet in the world whom would approve of this joke. LOL!

I seriously tell them no chocolate for every food they want that they’re not going to get. I don’t know, my grandma always did too. She told me if you use the same phrase regardless of the type of food they’re more likely to learn it and realize to stop begging because you’re not gonna share. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Reminds me of the "Big Bang Theory" episode where Leonard and Penny got it on, but were babysitting Raji's dog and went to have sex in the bedroom and left Raji's dog in the living room and it at chocolate. 

Towards the end of the episode, after the dog was take to the vet, the vet asked Lennard and Penny if they had pets, and the response was "No" and the vet's response was "Good".
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RE: Things you say to your pets
Diiiiinnnnneeeerrrr!!!!
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RE: Things you say to your pets
(July 1, 2020 at 11:40 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 1, 2020 at 11:30 am)Brian37 Wrote: You are truly evil! "No chocolate"..........  There is no sane vet in the world whom would approve of this joke. LOL!

I seriously tell them no chocolate for every food they want that they’re not going to get. I don’t know, my grandma always did too. She told me if you use the same phrase regardless of the type of food they’re more likely to learn it and realize to stop begging because you’re not gonna share. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I was teasing you.

Animals are good at recognizing voice infection even if they don't understand specific words. I get it.

Even with my current cat, he knows if if he tries to wake me up too early, I say "It's not time yet" and he settles down for a second or two.
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