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Your favorite meat approximation?
#11
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
I'm cooking porterhouse steak with mashed spuds, carrots, and gravy.

I don't do meat "substitutes" or "alternatives".

Vegan isn't real food.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
(August 20, 2020 at 4:00 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm cooking porterhouse steak with mashed spuds, carrots, and gravy.

I don't do meat "substitutes" or "alternatives".

Vegan isn't real food.

Attagirl.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#13
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
(August 20, 2020 at 4:00 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm cooking porterhouse steak with mashed spuds, carrots, and gravy.

I don't do meat "substitutes" or "alternatives".

Vegan isn't real food.

Spuds and carrots aren’t real food sans steak, good to know.
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#14
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
Deviled newborn.
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#15
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
I'm partial to bacon as a meat substitute.
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#16
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
If we aren't supposed to eat meat, God wouldn't have made cows so easy to catch.

Checkmate, Vegan-Creationist Coalition!!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#17
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
(August 20, 2020 at 5:50 am)no one Wrote: Deviled newborn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq7q-OqoYbs
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#18
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
Tofu. I mean if you're going meat substitute, go all the fucking way you pansies.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#19
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
Venison - the ultimate tofu substitute...
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#20
RE: Your favorite meat approximation?
Think of meat eating as giving the second law of thermodynamics a helping hand.
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