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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 22, 2020 at 3:20 pm
(August 22, 2020 at 2:57 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (August 22, 2020 at 2:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I didn’t say you were a threat. I didn’t say you were more damaging to society than the people you named. You’d have made a wonderful photographer, the way you enlarge everything.
I said you were stupid. I can’t wait for the day when you tell us how your beer bottles mowed over your lawn mower cover because you didn’t have spare batteries for your air conditioner.
Boru ...during a hurricane.
Didn’t want to overload his circuits.
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 22, 2020 at 5:04 pm
(August 22, 2020 at 3:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 22, 2020 at 2:57 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ...during a hurricane.
Didn’t want to overload his circuits.
Boru
Pretty sure that ship has sailed.
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 22, 2020 at 5:08 pm
(August 22, 2020 at 7:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When he turned it back on it would have still been on FUX News. To get rid of that option he needed to have a remote that worked. This isn't hard.
Duct tape fixes everything.
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 22, 2020 at 5:30 pm
(August 22, 2020 at 5:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (August 22, 2020 at 7:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When he turned it back on it would have still been on FUX News. To get rid of that option he needed to have a remote that worked. This isn't hard.
Duct tape fixes everything.
It doesn’t fix stupid.
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 22, 2020 at 5:44 pm
(August 22, 2020 at 5:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 22, 2020 at 5:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Duct tape fixes everything.
It doesn’t fix stupid.
Boru
However, properly applied it can muffle the sound.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 22, 2020 at 6:33 pm
(August 22, 2020 at 5:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (August 22, 2020 at 7:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When he turned it back on it would have still been on FUX News. To get rid of that option he needed to have a remote that worked. This isn't hard.
Duct tape fixes everything.
If it moves and it shouldn't then you use duct tape. If it won't move and it should you use WD-40. Sprinkle generously with swear words either way.
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 23, 2020 at 4:24 pm
(August 21, 2020 at 10:23 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (August 20, 2020 at 8:45 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Watch Fox News for a while, you'll see why he's wonky.
I kid you not, once a few years go, in the middle of the night, my TV remote batteries crapped out on me while channel surfing, and I got stuck on Fox News. I literally called a cab to take me to Walmart to buy new batteries just to get off that fucking channel.
Couldn't' you have walked up to the cable box and changed the channel manually?
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 23, 2020 at 4:34 pm
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(August 23, 2020 at 4:24 pm)Divinity Wrote: (August 21, 2020 at 10:23 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I kid you not, once a few years go, in the middle of the night, my TV remote batteries crapped out on me while channel surfing, and I got stuck on Fox News. I literally called a cab to take me to Walmart to buy new batteries just to get off that fucking channel.
Couldn't' you have walked up to the cable box and changed the channel manually?
I already suggested that, only to have Brian remind me that he’s not as socially damaging as Rush Limbaugh.
YOU figure it out. I gave up. 
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 23, 2020 at 6:21 pm
(August 21, 2020 at 10:23 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (August 20, 2020 at 8:45 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Watch Fox News for a while, you'll see why he's wonky.
I kid you not, once a few years go, in the middle of the night, my TV remote batteries crapped out on me while channel surfing, and I got stuck on Fox News. I literally called a cab to take me to Walmart to buy new batteries just to get off that fucking channel.
How does one figuratively call a cab?
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RE: " I helped nab Bin Laden , but can't wear a mask".
August 23, 2020 at 9:39 pm
I get this image of brain#whatever sitting in his trailer smoking a sciggie and sipping a beer, laughing about how his schtick is spinning up the denizens of this site. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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