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The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 3:51 am
Have you ever given or received bad advice?
Would you like to make up bad advice to jokingly give a person or group?
Well, this is the thread for you.
Just have some fun.
My bad (joking) advice to a nervous young school teacher on her first day at primary school: "Just picture the audience naked."
It wasn't a Catholic school so the advice was okay!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 7:18 am
I give the cousins bad advice all the time. Like "store your guns safely", "don't drive drunk", "you should drown that boy now, 'cause it ain't gonna get any better."
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 7:54 am
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"Loosening the lugnuts allows your car to corner better."
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 8:40 am
Both serious -
Worst advice I’ve ever given: ‘You’re athletic enough, so yes - I absolutely think you should take up snow skiing.’ (He broke both ankles on his first lesson.)
Worst advice I’ve ever received: ‘Slip your thumb up her bottom. Chicks love that.’ (Not all of them.)
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 8:48 am
I actually have an advice on how to unwind from the daily stress, which I actually learned it from a christian.
See this is like a Christian version of transcendental meditation or kundolini yoga.
And this is not just to unwind from the daily stress but also to exercise that inner asshole. Like, I am not a christian but I do sometimes have an urge to behave like an unbeliveable asshole, which is very liberating.
So I go in front of abortion clinics, with christians, and wait until some woman gets out, and then I yell at her: "You whore! You had to fuck him, didn't you?! Couldn't you at least give him a blow job if you were so horny?! Ha?! Or use your tits as a vagina and let him fuck you in the tits and then cum all over them?! No! You had to put it in your pussy, like a dumb bitch!"
And then I go behind the dumpster, rub myself off, high-five the priest that stays there while I go away and continue with my day.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 9:16 am
Let god take the wheel.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 11:59 am
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