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A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 7:55 pm
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Hi there,
Stop the silly stuff you're doing there. Just imagine some extremely high IQ alien, for whom QM and relativity are kindergarten stuff. This clever alien was able to figure out all our major advances in mathematics instantly. For our alien, following arguments and deducing things is a piece of cake. Earlier today, the alien announced that he reached the absolute best explanation of all observable phenomena in the universe, he even proved that his Theory of Everything cannot be improved any further.
Our same alien asked his wife this night to make dinner for him, as his research work is taking all of his waking time. She wasn't there when he returned home. Feeling completely exhausted, he fell asleep for some minutes, woke up and went for his long-awaited meal.
It appears one of his two kids mercilessly swallowed it. After he confronted them, they simply said : any formal proof that we ate your dinner, sir ? He thought long and hard and couldn't come up with any conclusive proof, that one (or two?) of his kids, as a personal, intelligent agent, went on and devoured his dinner. He just kept asking himself, banging his head, his deduction machine, really hard against the wall : what's wrong with me? I know that these bastards are the possible explanation for my meal's sudden disappearence.. But they're pressing me for some hardcore syllogism with them in the conclusion..? Did these fools really outsmart me ?
Can any atheist here help the alien, and back his kids into a corner?
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm
He does not need a formal proof. Superglue bags to the kids asses and analyze their shit during the next 6 to 48 hours.
Fuck me. Am I smart or what. Bring on the QM.
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm
Put down the meth pipe.
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:12 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm)brewer Wrote: He does not need a formal proof. Superglue bags to the kids asses and analyze their shit during the next 6 to 48 hours.
Fuck me. Am I smart or what. Bring on the QM.
Good attempt. Unfortunately, the alien kids have some high tech gastrointestinal tract, they discharge their feces instantly. So, their father came too late.
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm
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So he will simply make shit up as he goes along to negate any evidence. Lol, you can disprove anything when you can simply make things up to change scenarios on the fly.
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:17 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: So he will simply make shit up as he goes along to negate any evidence. Lol, you can disprove anything when you can simply make things up to change scenarios on the fly.
I don't care. The alien father is a deduction machine. You atheists should find your way out of this mess with deduction only.
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:26 pm
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(November 12, 2020 at 8:17 pm)Klorophyll Wrote: (November 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: So he will simply make shit up as he goes along to negate any evidence. Lol, you can disprove anything when you can simply make things up to change scenarios on the fly.
I don't care. The alien father is a deduction machine. You atheists should find your way out of this mess with deduction only Sorry that's not the way we're playing, And I don't care if you don't care 
Instead
The father finds their shit and is able to match it perfectly to the food as the aliens throw their shit at the walls
There was also security caught them in the act
Oh and their stomach is see-through and the food totally visible
And their breath perfectly retains the smell of the meal
And tons of DNA is left where they dropped some of the meal on the floor when it fell from their mouths
He's able to dissect an alien parasite that feeds on their shit but perfectly preserved the DNA and is able to make it to both the food and the kids.
The Fathers able to create a temporal lense that lets him, peer, through time and he sees them eat the food
He creates the helmet of all knowledge that allows his conscience to be in all points in time and he sees the act
See if you can make stuff up to negate the evidence. I can make up stuff to solve it. Too bad this is futile in your quest to try and get out of having to give any actual evidence of your magic man in the sky and your claims about him. Stupid games won't help you 
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 8:26 pm
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I have a sure fire solution - providing the alien doesn't have a personal aversion to gutting his kids like a deer.....
Remember - all aliens do not share our squeamishness of such matters....
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RE: A very clever alien..
November 12, 2020 at 9:00 pm
It must hurt that aliens pride a great deal to be incapable of figuring out what cletus and a buck knife could tell him.
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