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Things not to say on a job interview.
#41
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
Yes, I'm drunk right now. How could you tell?


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What about the way I'm dressed?

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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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#42
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
Interviewer: 'If you get hired, you should know that we do mandatory drug testing every month. Any issues with that?'

Applicant: 'Ooo, what drugs are we testing? Is it coke? Please say it's coke!'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#43
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
"What did you like the least about your last job?"

"The dangerous predators."

"Oh, you worked in a zoo?"

"No, YMCA."
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