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Things not to say when being arrested

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Things not to say when being arrested
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#31
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 10:41 am
If you really want to fuck with them - deadpan -

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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 11:22 am
(February 13, 2021 at 7:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 13, 2021 at 7:49 pm)brewer Wrote: Can you whip out your penis compensator?

Not going to even ask what that is.

His gun. Hehe
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#33
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 11:23 am
"Hey, I put fuzzy handcuffs on your mom last night."
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#34
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 12:53 pm
Let me finish my beer.
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#35
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 2:03 pm
(February 14, 2021 at 12:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Let me finish my beer.

I've actually heard that on some of the cop shows. Guy with 1.75 l bottle of whiskey keeps trying to finish it off while the cops are trying to get him up to do the tests.
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#36
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 2:51 pm
(February 14, 2021 at 12:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Let me finish my beer.
That's lame.


A REAL man says -


Hey - hold my beer and watch THIS shit
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 5:49 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2021 at 5:50 pm by A. Secular Human.)
To his/her passenger:

"DUDE! I'm hallucinating a cop at my window!"
"I'm not *driving*...I'm *traveling*!"
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#38
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 7:57 pm
"My taxes pay your salary!"
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 8:11 pm
"Oh, Hi dad!" My father was not in law enforcement, just so we're clear.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 8:59 pm
(to the room at large during a noise complaint)

Who ordered the pork?
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