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Things not to say when being arrested

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Things not to say when being arrested
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 15, 2021 at 12:48 pm
(February 14, 2021 at 8:59 pm)Sandman Slim Wrote: (to the room at large during a noise complaint)

Who ordered the pork?



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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 15, 2021 at 2:22 pm
(February 14, 2021 at 5:49 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: "I'm not *driving*...I'm *traveling*!"
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#43
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 15, 2021 at 7:32 pm
"Hold my beer."
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 15, 2021 at 10:08 pm
Blue lives don't matter!
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 16, 2021 at 9:22 am
"Guess what I have in my pocket!"
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