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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
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#61
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 23, 2021 at 7:44 am (This post was last modified: February 23, 2021 at 7:45 am by Brian37.)
(February 23, 2021 at 6:18 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Welcome aboard Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 to Beijing."

That was soooooooooo wrong. He he. Too soon. lol
(February 23, 2021 at 6:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Hey, does this look like a bomb to you?"

"What does this button do?"

"Hey, these aren't road flares"
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#62
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 23, 2021 at 7:52 am
Seven years is too soon?

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 23, 2021 at 8:16 am (This post was last modified: February 23, 2021 at 8:24 am by Brian37.)
(February 23, 2021 at 7:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Seven years is too soon?

Boru

I would have thought the "he he" and "lol" would be signaling sarcasm. 

Just like, "Besides that Mary Todd, how was the play?"
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 9:42 am
That's it! From now on I am copyrighting my posts on this forum!

(February 18, 2021 at 12:36 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: "My family has been kidnapped. For my family to live, everyone on this plane must die. Enjoy the flight."



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 10:30 am
"If you're a fan of WWII movies you'll remember the kamikazes."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 11:30 am
"Allahu Akbar!"
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 11:47 am (This post was last modified: February 27, 2021 at 11:49 am by Anomalocaris.)
Can you get out and push?

Where is the eject handle?

You think they will shoot us down first?

Seen this plenty of times
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 11:54 am
(February 27, 2021 at 11:30 am)Lawz Wrote: "Allahu Akbar!"
"Welcome to Flight 93. Our next stop will be the US Capitol Building."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 12:27 pm
"Thank you all. I want you all to know that you will be invaluable to the training of future NTSB investigators."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 1:44 pm
Thank you for flying Air Florida.
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