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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 18, 2021 at 6:21 pm
"Welcome to your flight from Texas to Cancun. Any senators fleeing their responsibilities will be seated in the rear of the plane."
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#52
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 18, 2021 at 8:31 pm
We're going to make a quick run over the refineries at Ploesti, just for fun.
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#53
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:05 pm
Flying out of St. Louis:

"This is your copilot speaking. It's my birthday, and the pilot just gave me permission to do something I've always wanted to do...fly through the Arch upside down."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:06 pm
"Today we're flying a -777. Almost no pieces will fall off if we're lucky."
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#55
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:14 pm
(February 21, 2021 at 8:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Today we're flying a -777. Almost no pieces will fall off if we're lucky."

HA HA HA...... 

Pilot, " I knew I shouldn't have trusted the mechanic, his last job was working assembling Ikea furniture. I should have known something was up after he kept repeating, "Why do I always have parts left over?"
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:19 pm
"Shit. Where are the wings?"
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#57
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:20 pm
(February 21, 2021 at 8:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Shit.  Where are the wings?"

Pilot, "Hope you like flying upside down."
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#58
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February 22, 2021 at 8:21 am
Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed............
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February 23, 2021 at 6:18 am
"Welcome aboard Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 to Beijing."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 23, 2021 at 6:19 am
"Hey, does this look like a bomb to you?"

"What does this button do?"
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