So...Catholics stole my family.

[Jax]

Thanks for the reply Fading

So the doomsdays predictors are calling their god a liar I presume?

[KichigaiNeko]

You in Australia Jax?? where???

Oh ...seems that your Aunty missed out the the "End of the World Rupture" in 1999 as well ...too bad

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[Jax]

You in Australia Jax?? where???

Oh ...seems that your Aunty missed out the the "End of the World Rupture" in 1999 as well ...too bad

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Yes, I'm in Australia, in Victoria,Melbourne

And yep, seems like I also missed out all the doomsday events... seems like I need to get out of bed earlier.
A brief history of the apocalyspe

[8BitAtheist]

You know, it'd be sort of hilarious if there was a law called The Rapture that allowed taxing stupidity.

But only for a second.

[KichigaiNeko]

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You in Australia Jax?? where???

Oh ...seems that your Aunty missed out the the "End of the World Rupture" in 1999 as well ...too bad

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Yes, I'm in Australia, in Victoria,Melbourne

And yep, seems like I also missed out all the doomsday events... seems like I need to get out of bed earlier.
A brief history of the apocalyspe

You know there are a number of social services you can access. And I personally don't think that your parents can 'kick you out of home' if you haven't done anything wrong legally.

Besides there are also the Current affairs programs you could threaten your parents with (ooo and Aunty for that matter) with the angle that "Religions are forcing MORE Homeless onto the Streets" "Gillard Govt set to take steps to reduce Homelessness by employing paedophile religions"

Sometimes public embarrassment is the only way to get through to some people.

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Just wondering if your Aunty got a hold of this little gem of an article.....
http://www.atheistrev.com/2011/03/former...rs-of.html

[reverendjeremiah]

As for me and my brother, it's either we also convert, or get move out the house in the next few days. According to them, it's a taboo for non-believers to live with believers? Oh well, at least we both can look after ourselves.

Of course it is. Its mass conversion. Either convert or die (er..they cant do that legally anymore..so its "convert or suffer"!)

[Jax]

Besides there are also the Current affairs programs you could threaten your parents with (ooo and Aunty for that matter) with the angle that "Religions are forcing MORE Homeless onto the Streets" "Gillard Govt set to take steps to reduce Homelessness by employing paedophile religions"

Sometimes public embarrassment is the only way to get through to some people.

I would get the living daylights beaten out of me if called out an Current Affairs team (especially Today Tonight) to promote this.
But right now, my household members are actually quite quiet about all this religious things now... I do hope they are becoming back to their normal selves.

Just wondering if your Aunty got a hold of this little gem of an article.....
http://www.atheistrev.com/2011/03/former...rs-of.html

My Aunty's english is actually, not so good. About the level of a 5-6th grade I assume? Giving her this article is like throwing her a bunch of calculus questions.

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Of course it is. Its mass conversion. Either convert or die (er..they cant do that legally anymore..so its "convert or suffer"!)

I'm suffering so bad right now... I'm being bombarded by catholicism.

[reverendjeremiah]

Perhaps people who believe in the Rapture should pay higher insurance rates to cover the costs if it does happen of their unmanned cars running into other cars. It is quite careless of them to plan on disapearing at any giving moment and not caring about the harm caused by their instantaneous disapearance.

..then watch how quick many Christians tell the auto insurance companies that they dont believe in the rapture to avoid the payments.

I have heard many atheists say they would freak out if they saw the rapture. Me, I admit I would be shocked. I would be like "you mean to tell me that doomsday cult was right? That mythology was right?".. and then my reaction would depend on factors.

Situatuion #1 - The people being raptured are the Limbaughs, Becks, Pat robertsons, Falwells of the world. If such is the case I will be dancing and singing in the street. I would actually say "Well, I guess god is real after all, and he obviously did a kindness to this world by removing that filth. Sadly, any god who chooses that sort of ilk to populate paradise doesnt deserve to be worshipped, nor would I want to spend eternity around such flagrant egomaniacs. I will move into their houses and organize block parties that would last WEEKS. My only regret will be that God didnt take the extremist Muslims as well..thereby creating true peace on earth.

Situation #2 - The cool christians get raptured, and the dick christians (Limbaughs, Becks, Pat robertsons, Falwells ) are left to populate the Earth with the non-believers. If that happens I will shake my fist at the sky and demand that Jesus get fucked! What kind of benevolent creator does such horrid things such as leaving me on a planet populated by the most extremist and hateful religious types? Why not just kill me and put me out of my fucking misery?

Situation #3 - The sky unravels and the mountains crumble as Allah comes back to judge his creation. The cool christians and cool atheists are shocked at this spectacle..neither saw THIS coming! Every asshole christian in the world begins to panic, and they eventually blame this on liberal christians..accusing them of pushing away Muslims in a conspiracy to keep the conservatives from reaching paradise.

Situation #4 - WAR! The midgard serpent releases his hold on the oceans of the world and allows the waters to fall off the edge to quench the thirst of the roots of Yggdrasil. Mighty Thor strikes that foul serpent, son of Loki, twixt the eyes with his mighty Mjolner and then drowns in that snakes venom. All of the gods and goddesses dies in the battle except for Baldur (who came back from the dead) and the sons of Thor, who then renew the Earth without without the fire and frost giants (no more volcanos or winter time on this planet). If that happens then I hope Thor smiles upon me for liking his mythology the most.

[Emporion]

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Perhaps people who believe in the Rapture should pay higher insurance rates to cover the costs if it does happen of their unmanned cars running into other cars. It is quite careless of them to plan on disapearing at any giving moment and not caring about the harm caused by their instantaneous disapearance.

..then watch how quick many Christians tell the auto insurance companies that they dont believe in the rapture to avoid the payments.

I have heard many atheists say they would freak out if they saw the rapture. Me, I admit I would be shocked. I would be like "you mean to tell me that doomsday cult was right? That mythology was right?".. and then my reaction would depend on factors.

Situatuion #1 - The people being raptured are the Limbaughs, Becks, Pat robertsons, Falwells of the world. If such is the case I will be dancing and singing in the street. I would actually say "Well, I guess god is real after all, and he obviously did a kindness to this world by removing that filth. Sadly, any god who chooses that sort of ilk to populate paradise doesnt deserve to be worshipped, nor would I want to spend eternity around such flagrant egomaniacs. I will move into their houses and organize block parties that would last WEEKS. My only regret will be that God didnt take the extremist Muslims as well..thereby creating true peace on earth.

Situation #2 - The cool christians get raptured, and the dick christians (Limbaughs, Becks, Pat robertsons, Falwells ) are left to populate the Earth with the non-believers. If that happens I will shake my fist at the sky and demand that Jesus get fucked! What kind of benevolent creator does such horrid things such as leaving me on a planet populated by the most extremist and hateful religious types? Why not just kill me and put me out of my fucking misery?

Situation #3 - The sky unravels and the mountains crumble as Allah comes back to judge his creation. The cool christians and cool atheists are shocked at this spectacle..neither saw THIS coming! Every asshole christian in the world begins to panic, and they eventually blame this on liberal christians..accusing them of pushing away Muslims in a conspiracy to keep the conservatives from reaching paradise.

Situation #4 - WAR! The midgard serpent releases his hold on the oceans of the world and allows the waters to fall off the edge to quench the thirst of the roots of Yggdrasil. Mighty Thor strikes that foul serpent, son of Loki, twixt the eyes with his mighty Mjolner and then drowns in that snakes venom. All of the gods and goddesses dies in the battle except for Baldur (who came back from the dead) and the sons of Thor, who then renew the Earth without without the fire and frost giants (no more volcanos or winter time on this planet). If that happens then I hope Thor smiles upon me for liking his mythology the most.

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Nice. If the rapture really comes and I can't prevent it in any way, I...I...I...will.....hide behind Fr0d0 so that I don't get judged!

I guess Jebus will have to kill one of his believers to get to me.

[reverendjeremiah]

I wouldnt do that..I would grab fr0d0 by the arm and say "This man said that Jesus poops in his loin cloth" and push him in front of the line..then turn around and start running away. Jesus could not find me because in the spirit world I have powerful abilities that can rival a god..but only if I use them in a mischevious way. I would then come back with a huge bolling ball, and while everyone is watching fr0d0's "this was your life" on that big screen tv, I will toss the bolling ball at their backs and see if I can get a strike with a billion people or more. I will then wait for Tacks "this was your life"..at which point I will set loose a million wild, free range chickens within the audience.