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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
April 2, 2011 at 1:11 pm
(April 2, 2011 at 12:52 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wouldnt do that..I would grab fr0d0 by the arm and say "This man said that Jesus poops in his loin cloth" and push him in front of the line..then turn around and start running away. Jesus could not find me because in the spirit world I have powerful abilities that can rival a god..but only if I use them in a mischevious way. I would then come back with a huge bolling ball, and while everyone is watching fr0d0's "this was your life" on that big screen tv, I will toss the bolling ball at their backs and see if I can get a strike with a billion people or more. I will then wait for Tacks "this was your life"..at which point I will set loose a million wild, free range chickens within the audience.
Now that is quite creative.
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
April 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm
(April 2, 2011 at 1:11 pm)Emporion Wrote: Now that is quite creative.
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
April 5, 2011 at 10:23 am
Wow... thats really fucked up man. I would fuckin go ape shit if my family ever did this. See lucky my family doesnt try to force the lies down my throat anymore since im now 16 and they know im too smart to believe it now. My grandparents on both sides are still christians and my uncle is a free thinkier and kind of takes what he likes in religions and uses them. Luckily that means he doesnt like the whole praying to god bull shit ha.
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
April 5, 2011 at 5:33 pm
My atheist dad still defends the Bible because it has good ideas in it. I think the good parts can be found in other places other the Bible.
I fail to understand why any atheist would want to keep around a book with 25% of good ideas that can be found elsewhere unless it is for belief history and literature (even though the logic is bad).
Maybe emotion?
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
April 6, 2011 at 12:57 am
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This is what you do...
Whatever catholic family that converted your family. Get in tight with them and convert as many of their sons and daughters to atheism as you can. Hell, bed some of them if it floats your fancy.
Pay back is a bitch. especially since non-religious numbers have been jumping up at least 1% of the population per year if not more.
We are the fastest growing group in America.
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
April 6, 2011 at 1:39 am
(April 6, 2011 at 12:57 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: This is what you do...
Whatever catholic family that converted your family. Get in tight with them and convert as many of their sons and daughters to atheism as you can. Hell, bed some of them if it floats your fancy.
Pay back is a bitch. especially since non-religious numbers have been jumping up at least 1% of the population per year if not more.
We are the fastest growing group in America.
I perrsonally know their son in the catholic family. His a very nice kid around my age, but he believes in god very much. I would feel bad if I just tried and covert him into atheism, mainly because he doesn't force these things down my throat and I get along very well with him. Hate his family but like him... Now his bratty sister on the other hand... 
Here in Australia, atheism is growing steadily aswell. The Christians however got desperate and started making more megachurches, the ones with flashy music and lights to attract people to convert into Christianity. The Atheist foundation weren't too happy with that though, because they claimed that it was a cheap move to do.
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
April 6, 2011 at 1:49 am
If you are friends with him, it will eventually come out. You dont have to force it. HE will ask you..
..it will happen..
Just be honest and friendly.
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
December 26, 2011 at 1:48 am
(March 11, 2011 at 3:49 am)Jax Wrote: At the title states, two moronic Catholic popes, as well as my brainwashed bitch of an aunty successfully converted all my househoold family. (except my brother because me and him are the only ones who are well educated.)
Guess what lie they used? Guess it right and I'll give you a cookie.
As for me and my brother, it's either we also convert, or get move out the house in the next few days. According to them, it's a taboo for non-believers to live with believers? Oh well, at least we both can look after ourselves.
But really, I've never hated Christians as much as I did today. I despise them so much right now, I will lock them in this room and force them to watch all the episodes of teletubbies back and forth. But really, right now I'm seriously enraged. They are using such a fucking dirty trick to convert.
Sigh, I really wished I bought that "No Preachers" sign I saw the last few days. If only I can sue those damn brainwashers.
Is there any way to slap some sense into my family? I really don't want a brainwashed one... Perhaps I shall call Jerry Springer. 
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
December 26, 2011 at 6:22 am
Since you're 15,they can't do shit.
However it'll literally be hell for you to live with them now.They will simply be shoving idiocy down your throat.
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
December 26, 2011 at 6:25 am
(March 11, 2011 at 3:49 am)Jax Wrote: At the title states, two moronic Catholic popes, as well as my brainwashed bitch of an aunty successfully converted all my househoold family. (except my brother because me and him are the only ones who are well educated.)
Guess what lie they used? Guess it right and I'll give you a cookie.
As for me and my brother, it's either we also convert, or get move out the house in the next few days. According to them, it's a taboo for non-believers to live with believers? Oh well, at least we both can look after ourselves.
But really, I've never hated Christians as much as I did today. I despise them so much right now, I will lock them in this room and force them to watch all the episodes of teletubbies back and forth. But really, right now I'm seriously enraged. They are using such a fucking dirty trick to convert.
Sigh, I really wished I bought that "No Preachers" sign I saw the last few days. If only I can sue those damn brainwashers.
Is there any way to slap some sense into my family? I really don't want a brainwashed one... Perhaps I shall call Jerry Springer. Wow, you people are like caricature characters.
I've never seen people like you in my whole life.
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