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[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Conspiracy theories erupt after unique cloud appears over eastern North Carolina

A peculiar cloud seen slithering over eastern North Carolina has ignited an equally peculiar debate on social media, including conspiracy theories about secret government experiments.

“A plane flew through some supercooled water droplets within cirrocumulus clouds. The plane introduced ice crystals, allowing for the supercooled droplets to freeze immediately. A hole is left behind,” the NWS office in Wilmington reported in a Jan. 9 social media post.

Many readers weren’t convinced, however. As of Jan. 16, nearly 400 reactions and comments had been posted, with some accusing the National Weather Service of “normalizing these strange clouds.”

“The lies just doesn’t stop. Vast majority know what’s up,” one woman wrote on the NWS Facebook page.

“They get paid to brainwash us just like the pilots get paid to spray us,” another posted.

“People need to start collecting water samples, soil samples, and get them tested,” a man added.

Fact is, fallstreak clouds are a well known phenomenon, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

https://amp.charlotteobserver.com/news/s...44537.html

I am stunned…STUNNED, I tellz ya…that conspiracy-minded people don’t accept a scientific explanation for a fairly common phenomenon.

Boru

[Angrboda]

Demons need love, too!

[Fake Messiah]

Bank of England must plan for financial crisis sparked by aliens

The Bank of England must plan for a financial crisis being triggered by an official announcement confirming the existence of alien life, one of its former policy experts has claimed.

Helen McCaw served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank, preparing for events that could impact the economy.

She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organise contingencies for the possibility that the White House may one day confirm we are not alone in the universe.

McCaw, a Cambridge graduate, believes a declaration of that magnitude would send shockwaves through the markets and could trigger bank collapses and civil unrest.

Until recently, suggestions that governments were covering up the existence of alien life were limited to a small coterie of conspiracy theorists and UFO activists.

However, a host of senior American officials, including the secretary of state, Marco Rubio, the New York senator Kirsten Gillibrand, and James Clapper, a former director of national intelligence, have recently indicated their belief in the possibility of intelligent non-human life.

Rubio, a close ally of President Trump, told the makers of the recently released UFO documentary The Age of Disclosure: “We’ve had repeated instances of something operating in the airspace over restricted nuclear facilities, and it’s not ours.”

This month, The Sunday Times disclosed previously classified state files, which showed that the British military sought to obtain “extraterrestrial” technology after receiving credible intelligence that UFOs appeared to be real and could outperform any known human craft.

McCaw, who worked for the Bank of England for ten years until 2012, insists that politicians and bankers can no longer afford to dismiss talk of alien life and snigger about “little green men”.

McCaw added: “There might be extreme price volatility in financial markets due to catastrophising or euphoria, and a collapse in confidence if market participants feel uncertain on how to price assets using any of the familiar methods.

“There might be a rush to perceived safe assets such as physical gold, other precious metals and some types of government bonds.

“Alternatively, precious metals might lose their status as perceived safe assets if people speculate that new space-faring technologies will soon increase the supply of precious metals.

“There might be a rush to digital currencies such as bitcoin, which may prove appealing if people question the legitimacy of government and lose trust in government-backed assets.”

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/art...-f3mh8l9vh

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

This would also qualify for ‘The Absurd GOP’ thread.

Apparently, MAGAts are claiming that Trump has the constitutional authority to send US troops to invade any country as long as (like a vampire) he’s invited by that country to do so. This authority can be found in Article 9, Section 13, Clause 3 of the US Constitution. But there’s slight hiccup they don’t seem to have noticed; the Constitution has only seven articles.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

I missed this four months ago when Actor Matthew McConaughey was on Joe Rogan and they were talking about the UFO disclosure, so I bring it to you now.

We learn that:

- Government recovered crashed UFOs & reverse-engineered them

- Scientists weighed pros/cons of telling the public – more negatives like chaos in religion, govt & economy

- Ancient texts clues: Bible's Ezekiel wheel, Hindu Vimanas flying crafts, Nephilim as alien-human hybrids?

- Could aliens have genetically engineered humans from primates?

[Fake Messiah]

Here are two conspiracies today. Which one is better?

Mysterious 'vehicle of unknown origin' hidden at US Navy Base raises questions about secret UFO program

A new report has claimed that Naval Air Station Patuxent River in Maryland, better known as Pax River, has kept an 'exotic vehicle of unknown origin' secretly housed there, possibly since the 1950s.

According to anonymous sources tied to Naval Air Systems Command (NAVAIR), which is headquartered at Pax River, certain military programs at the base have been involved in analyzing and exploiting technology recovered from non-human craft for years.

Speaking to the Liberation Times, the unnamed sources claimed that two types of aircraft have been trying to spy on what the US has at Pax River. One is allegedly drones from China, and the other are non-human UFOs.

Recently, this spying activity has allegedly increased and moved closer to land, including right around the Navy base on the Chesapeake Bay.

Although the claims could not be confirmed by the Daily Mail, UFO whistleblower Luis Elizondo stated in written testimony to Congress that a specially built hangar was constructed at Pax River specifically for the transfer of extraterrestrial technology.

Under oath, Elizondo described a plan where this hangar would help major defense contractor Lockheed Martin move non-human technology to another company called Bigelow Aerospace for further study and analysis.

According to the sources who spoke to Liberation Times, the US government allegedly has a secret contingency plan for moving the unidentified craft if its specific location at Pax River becomes publicly known or is threatened by further spying.

The report added that some of the activity seen taking place near the base is believed to be linked advanced drones or aircraft that use technology that's been copied and developed from the supposed exotic materials.

Additionally, Elizondo's testimony noted that these programs have successfully reverse-engineered some of this technology and that the US was now in possession of advanced non-human equipment, including at bases like Pax River.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...ogram.html

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Trump's Grand Conspiracy Delusion

A special grand jury started sitting in Fort Pierce, Florida, this month, seemingly prepared to investigate what has come to be known as the “Grand Conspiracy”—a fantastical plot that many MAGA loyalists insist was orchestrated by left-wing leaders and officials against President Trump.

The Grand Conspiracy, to be clear—or as clear as one can possibly be when explaining a theory that is essentially incoherent—fails on both the narrative and legal coherence fronts. The short version of the grand conspiracy goes something like this: Hillary Clinton (who, in this telling, was on a daily regimen of “heavy tranquilizers” to tamp “uncontrolled fits of anger, aggression, and cheerfulness”) wanted to frame Trump to distract from the revelations about her private email server. Members of the intelligence community were eager to aid in her dastardly designs—so they arranged for an investigation into Vladimir Putin’s regime’s efforts to help her opponent win the election, including by relying heavily on the infamous Steele dossier. Oh, and by the way, Russia actually wanted Hillary to win. Almost everything bad that happened to Trump from there on out, from impeachments to investigations, was a byproduct of or an attempt to cover up this founding malfeasance.

Its proponents allege a plot against Trump that somehow manages to connect Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and James Comey to Joe Biden, Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith. The supposed scheme with which these people are all allegedly involved manages to span three separate presidential elections and tie together matters as obviously distinct as Russian interference in the 2016 election and the classified documents search at Mar-a-Lago.

Absurd as this is all is, the administration appears determined to pursue it, and the Fort Pierce grand jury is its most aggressive step yet in this direction. The choice of locale looks strategic; the only judge who sits in Fort Pierce is one U.S. District Judge Aileen M. Cannon, who has, on multiple occasions and across multiple cases, issued startlingly pro-Trump rulings. MAGA allies have also gestured at the statute prosecutors may plan to use: U.S.C. 18 § 241—the conspiracy against rights statute, which just happens to be one of the statutes under which Trump was indicted in the Jan. 6 case.

https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/tru...y-delusion

[Fake Messiah]

UFO believers are gathered at the National Press Club in DC today.

They claim to have "new evidence" of alien space monsters.

On January 20, 2026, award-winning investigative filmmaker James Fox (The Phenomenon, Moment of Contact, The Program) will host a landmark UAP (Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena) press conference at the National Press Club in Washington, DC, bringing together first-hand witnesses, medical experts, government officials, and U.S. insiders to present new evidence related to alleged non-human encounters and crash-retrieval programs.

These speakers will call for expanded whistleblower protections and greater transparency for the public.

This historic briefing aims to bring unprecedented firsthand testimony, medical evidence, and international corroboration to one of the most controversial and consequential issues of our time.



https://www.press.org/events/uap-ufo-press-conference

[Fake Messiah]

Another bro has a story:

Retired colonel testimony points to secret non-human UFO recovery mission in Brazil

A retired US Air Force fighter pilot claims there is likely an extensive 'paper trail' proving that one of the most infamous UFO encounters of the last three decades really happened.

Colonel Fred Claussen, who was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross twice during his career, came forward during a press conference in Washington on Tuesday to reveal who would know about the 1996 incident in Varginha, Brazil.

The alleged incident began on January 13, 1996, when locals reported seeing a UFO crash-landing in a field near Varginha, followed by sightings of strange creatures described as walking on two legs, but having oily brown skin and large red eyes.

In fact, three young women claimed they found one of the extraterrestrials hiding behind a wall near the crash site.

Despite reports that Brazilian police and military captured at least two aliens, the US Air Force allegedly confiscated all of the wreckage, the bodies of dead aliens, and the survivors of the crash, starting a supposed cover-up that has lasted for 30 years.

'If true, I am certain that 30 to 40 Americans had direct knowledge of this flight and its purpose,' Claussen said.

The decorated Air Force veteran explained that if the US military did launch a UFO recovery mission to Brazil, it would have started within Air Mobility Command at Scott Air Force Base in Illinois.

They would have received the initial order to send a cargo plane, so senior officers there would have known the Varginha crash existed.

'An international flight plan to Brazil is required even if the mission is classified. Paper trail,' Claussen declared.

From there, a specific Air Mobility Wing at Charleston Air Force Base in South Carolina would have received a detailed mission order, selected a crew, and prepared a C-17 aircraft for launch - involving dozens of people.

Pilots, loadmasters, schedulers, and commanders at that base would have been in the loop in 1996, and Claussen was convinced the proof of that UFO crash still exists.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...razil.html

[Fake Messiah]

Shakespeare was a black woman, book claims

Book claims that the truth of Shakespearean authorship has been hidden by centuries of “Western-centric and Eurocentric ideology”.

The author contends that the real Bard was a cosmopolitan woman with a “multicultural identity”.

This woman is identified in the new work, titled The Real Shakespeare, as the historical figure Emilia Bassano – a poet with connections to the Tudor court.

Bassano, it is claimed, used the pen-name “Shakespeare” and wrote the Shakespearean canon of plays, only for her work to be stolen by an uneducated interloper from Stratford-upon-Avon.

This interloper, whom we now know as William Shakespeare, was then revered by posterity because the idea of a “white” genius was preferred to a black female playwright, the book argues.

The latest candidate, Bassano, was the mistress of Henry Carey, 1st Baron Hunsdon, Elizabeth I’s Lord Chamberlain and patron of the Lord Chamberlain’s Men, the theatre troupe Shakespeare made famous.

Some writers have suggested Bassano may be the inspiration for the “Dark Lady” addressed in Shakespeare’s sonnets.

While the book concedes that portraits of Bassano show a light-skinned woman, it is argued that her skin may have been deliberately lightened as a compliment by the portraitist. This is because, in Elizabethan England, light skin was considered beautiful.

The “Stratford man” exploited Bassano’s position as a woman to plagiarise her work but, the book states: “We do not have any detail on how this exactly happened, but it is reasonable to assume that the man from Stratford took advantage of the similarity between his own name, Shekespere, and Emilia Bassano’s pseudonym [Shakespeare].”

The work concludes: “In the case of Emilia Bassano, the problem is not only historiographical misogyny, but also historiographical racism. Emilia Bassano was a Moor. She was a Jew. Modern historians failed to give credit to these identities for their role and contribution in Western history.”

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...ne-coslet/

[Fake Messiah]

Vikings announcer Paul Allen pushed ‘paid protesters’ conspiracy in Minneapolis

Minnesota Vikings announcer Paul Allen appears to believe that “paid protesters” are part of the massive groups of people in and around Minneapolis dissenting and protesting the aggressive tactics and violence related to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents and other federal agents, which has now led to several deaths.

During Friday’s episode of The Paul Allen Show on Twin Cities radio station KFAN, Allen, Chad Greenway, and Alec Lewis opened the show discussing the intense cold weather in the region.

Umprompted, Allen then interjected by asking, “In conditions like this, do paid protesters get hazard pay? Those are the things that I’ve been thinking about this morning.”

“Yeah, probably not going to touch that one,” replied one of the other hosts.

A few minutes later, the conversation switched to football, and Allen once again worked a paid-protester reference into a discussion about NFL coaching hires.

“Everybody’s catching strays this week. [Brian] Flores, Kevin Stefanski from Baker [Mayfield], Charlie ‘Biyatch’ caught one out of nowhere. They’re just all over, paid protesters caught one this morning,” he said, referencing his earlier comments.

At some point on Saturday morning, Allen posted on X about former Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball player and Big Ten Network college basketball analyst Parker Fox, praising his strong television work by saying he was “firing bullets.” He would later delete that post and offer an apology, saying he “did not know at that time about the shooting of a man in MPLS. I do now and yanked the tweet because my description of his performance lacked tact given the current situation.”

Allen then posted several times about the ongoing situation in Minneapolis as federal agents continued to clash with protesters, often using violent tactics.

“I have to stop watching all this for a little bit,” Allen wrote on X. “I’m so sad this terror is happening all around us here in MN. I just prayed to God’s will for it to somehow stop and now and started crying. I truly am sorry for all hurting like me through this, and I just want us to be a Love Covenant again. Truly. Let’s all pray this stops somehow because it’s awful. And no more cheap one-liners from me.”

https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/vikings-...polis.html