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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 3, 2017 at 11:52 am
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2017 at 9:36 am
45 mins at the toilet! Beware of the hemorrhoids.

Talking about assholes...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2017 at 9:50 am
Baba Yaga is alive and well.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 5:24 pm
Time to dust off the blow torch and the arc welder, because I am SO building one of these....





There simply comes a time in every man's life - if he is a real man, and not simply a cog in the consuming/producing hierarchy - when destiny calls upon him to build his own personal giant mechanical squid.

I am that man.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 7:12 pm
That squid is a work of art!
The FSM wants it back soon.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 7:24 pm
Cthulhu's sex doll!

We wondered who nicked it out of the Staffroom.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 11:01 pm
(March 5, 2017 at 5:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Time to dust off the blow torch and the arc welder, because I am SO building one of these....





There simply comes a time in every man's life - if he is a real man, and not simply a cog in the consuming/producing hierarchy - when destiny calls upon him to build his own personal giant mechanical squid.

I am that man.

Boru

That is just TOO cool! I make copper objects, but nothing that moves. Yet. Great
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2017 at 10:31 am
This is what happens when you go to Catholic Clown School

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2017 at 10:33 am
I could take that . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2017 at 1:03 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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