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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 3, 2017 at 11:52 am
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2017 at 9:36 am
45 mins at the toilet! Beware of the hemorrhoids.

Talking about assholes...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2017 at 9:50 am
Baba Yaga is alive and well.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 5:24 pm
Time to dust off the blow torch and the arc welder, because I am SO building one of these....





There simply comes a time in every man's life - if he is a real man, and not simply a cog in the consuming/producing hierarchy - when destiny calls upon him to build his own personal giant mechanical squid.

I am that man.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 7:12 pm
That squid is a work of art!
The FSM wants it back soon.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 7:24 pm
Cthulhu's sex doll!

We wondered who nicked it out of the Staffroom.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2017 at 11:01 pm
(March 5, 2017 at 5:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Time to dust off the blow torch and the arc welder, because I am SO building one of these....





There simply comes a time in every man's life - if he is a real man, and not simply a cog in the consuming/producing hierarchy - when destiny calls upon him to build his own personal giant mechanical squid.

I am that man.

Boru

That is just TOO cool! I make copper objects, but nothing that moves. Yet. Great
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2017 at 10:31 am
This is what happens when you go to Catholic Clown School

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2017 at 10:33 am
I could take that . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2017 at 1:03 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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