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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 1:27 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 1:45 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 3:31 am
This is the "episode" of Seinfeld written by a computer algorithm:

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 4:14 am
Uh wut?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 4:42 am
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No God, No fear.
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September 22, 2017 at 5:33 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 8:43 pm


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2017 at 5:07 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 3, 2017 at 12:02 am (This post was last modified: October 3, 2017 at 12:04 am by vorlon13.)
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 3, 2017 at 12:07 am
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