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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 28, 2017 at 2:44 pm
(October 28, 2017 at 2:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: A review of ghostbusters.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-revie...1819595962

Damn, and I though Ebert was good at reviewing movies.


Jesus Fucking Christ, best review EVER !!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 28, 2017 at 4:34 pm
(October 28, 2017 at 2:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: hey-check-out-my-butt-er-okay-happy-hall...037773.png]

ROFLOL GOATSE!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2017 at 4:47 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 1, 2017 at 5:10 am (This post was last modified: November 1, 2017 at 5:15 am by ignoramus.)
It looks like they both want a 2 footer!@

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2017 at 6:02 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2017 at 6:17 pm
The Onion is great.











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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2017 at 6:45 pm
lol who exactly is alone at home in this movie?

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Seriously, I am genuinely worried about this fragile old man in the middle. He's probably alone and cold. People below him are his no good daughter and her loser husband and these crazy kids want to break into his house to steal his pills to get high on them.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 4, 2017 at 4:46 pm
The truth about Grumpy Cat, revealed:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 4, 2017 at 7:19 pm
A few rants...











At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 5, 2017 at 4:22 am
(November 3, 2017 at 6:45 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: lol who exactly is alone at home in this movie?

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Seriously, I am genuinely worried about this fragile old man in the middle. He's probably alone and cold. People below him are his no good daughter and her loser husband and these crazy kids want to break into his house to steal his pills to get high on them.

Not very nice to call Whateverist fragile and old. :-(
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