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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 5, 2017 at 11:53 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2017 at 12:06 am by vorlon13.)
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 6, 2017 at 12:21 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2017 at 12:25 am by vorlon13.)
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 6, 2017 at 1:13 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2017 at 1:14 pm by Cyberman.)
I've found evidence that the forum has become sentient and has its own conversations with itself when nobody's looking. Like the bible code, only much more convincing. Check out the unread threads:

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and tell me this isn't the origin of Skynet?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2017 at 4:41 pm
Where's our forum otter been?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2017 at 6:22 pm
It's in the departed thread. His roomie blew the rent gambling, and they're sleeping in a vehicle or something.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2017 at 6:39 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2017 at 11:55 am
Archaeologist: a person who's career is in ruins from day one.

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What do you get if you cross a Dalek with a beautician? A half human creature that goes round screeching, "Exfoliate! Exfoliate!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2017 at 6:36 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2017 at 9:14 am (This post was last modified: November 14, 2017 at 9:16 am by Dave B.)
Sorry, GC, but I could not resist this . . .

"God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest. 

Having rested well free will got up and made the decision to go tweak a few theist ears and kick the odd atheist butt." 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2017 at 8:07 pm (This post was last modified: November 14, 2017 at 10:56 pm by Cyberman.)
(November 14, 2017 at 6:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 1zcgl3.jpg]

I like to stop my microwave on 0:07, and then hum the James Bond theme. It doesn't take much to please us blokes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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