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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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I was in Sweden today, and I saw a toilet with instructions on it. Best chuckle a toilet seat has ever given me:
![[Image: instructions.jpg]](https://preview.ibb.co/fp5jzR/instructions.jpg) Also meant I couldn't go fishing in the toilet, unfortunately, which had been my plan. 
That reminds me of this one from Germany
![[Image: C360_2014-02-14-14-27-02-032.jpg]](https://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2018/02/03/C360_2014-02-14-14-27-02-032.jpg)
 RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 9, 2018 at 4:45 pm
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2018 at 4:51 pm by purplepurpose.)
"Oh yum! A hot cup of raspberry flavored tea sounds delicious, doesn’t it? But first, check the ingredients for castoreum or artificial flavorings. Castoreum is an ingredient used to make the artificial raspberry flavoring and it comes from a beaver’s anal gland. Besides raspberry tea, it is used to flavor gelatin, fruit drinks, yogurts, and some of the cheaper ice creams"
Jesus Christ. 
This guy criticized his wife's cooking
![[Image: sgjX0JPQ_o.jpg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/85/bd/sgjX0JPQ_o.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Can you name them all?
![[Image: tumblr_p3kqcqDu1C1vf3vvqo1_1280.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=78.media.tumblr.com%2F4c5555983122b2aa7bed61e20c09e3ab%2Ftumblr_p3kqcqDu1C1vf3vvqo1_1280.png) Spoilers: 
Got 'em all, Poca, but the one on middle right took me a sec.
 ![[Image: Game-Of-Thrones-Memes-got-184.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=gameoflaughs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F10%2FGame-Of-Thrones-Memes-got-184.jpg) ![[Image: i-find-your-lack-of-christmas-spirit-dis...y-meme.jpg]](https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/i-find-your-lack-of-christmas-spirit-disturbing-funny-meme.jpg)
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb 
I didn't cop the Greatfull Dead one, I was thinking Hothouse Flowers.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Yo guys which ones did you spot today?
![[Image: SEHaZOTh_o.jpg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/0d/c2/SEHaZOTh_o.jpg) Some people find god in towel on their heads while other in filth on their heads
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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