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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2018 at 11:06 pm
I detest, loathe and despise little barky dogs.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2018 at 11:51 pm
(March 8, 2018 at 9:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 8, 2018 at 9:24 pm)Fireball Wrote: Long-legged rat. Use TWO bricks. When you start to swing them, it will cringe and not know which way to turn. Nearly 100% success. Related to the "sweet swat" method for flies. My wife has one; it is a pathetic cringing little shit that is getting owned by the half beagle half dachshund that one of my sons rescued. It takes NO shit from the chawa.

Family legend says that a great aunt bought a hairless chihuahua for several hundred pounds (ancient currency) in the 1930s.

She sat it down by the fire to keep warm and went to the kitchen to get it food.

When she got back she discovered the cat had eaten it.

That's horrible! Was the cat able to hork up the hairball safely? (Note that I am insanely allergic to cats, btw)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 9, 2018 at 5:27 pm
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I believe in life before death.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2018 at 2:56 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2018 at 2:43 pm
(March 12, 2018 at 2:56 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: F9l8ETEd_o.jpg]

I've sat in shorts on chairs like that. The waffle stays on the leg for ages.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2018 at 3:02 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2018 at 3:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
@Messiah.

There is porn of it. Wink
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2018 at 3:02 am (This post was last modified: March 13, 2018 at 3:05 am by vulcanlogician.)
(March 12, 2018 at 2:56 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: F9l8ETEd_o.jpg]

Man, I wish she didn't read any of it! Tongue
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2018 at 4:06 pm
My random laugh of the day. Life does have a sense of humor. And just imagine encountering that with your wise-cracking children in tow. 

The comments section only adds to the fray of course.


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2018 at 1:47 am
Has Cod has been taken over?

IWNKYAAIMI

Insufficient wanking knocks your atomic assembles into mystical interpretations.

I will now kill your aunties at indeterminate instances.

Irascible wranglers never knowingly attack atmospheric meteorite impactors.

Inadequate wrongdoers never killed anyone attempting internal medical interventions.

Er.... fuckit.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2018 at 11:22 pm
I'm currently watching some AVGN episodes, and I found this:






This isn't funny in and of itself; it's just James and Mike trying to make this bullshit VR system work and finding they actually think the VIRTUAL BOY is better, but at one point in the video, they go over something.

They did not find a proper manual (and apparently, it did not ship with one), but it does include this, and it's hilarious:

[Image: 0fdVKiU.jpg]

It's absurdly badass, but you'd think they could include a proper manual so they can actually figure out how the damn thing works.
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