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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 3, 2018 at 10:00 am (This post was last modified: October 3, 2018 at 10:14 am by purplepurpose.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 3, 2018 at 5:26 pm
Hachi loves his slaps as did the Oriental before him.

I thought it was an Oriental thing only? Dunno
Apparently not.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 4, 2018 at 7:13 am
Russian guy uses condom filled with water to start a fire.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 4, 2018 at 10:47 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2018 at 10:56 pm by ignoramus.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 4, 2018 at 10:56 pm
Sign outside the wizards' guild.

Trespassers will be toad!5

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October 5, 2018 at 5:39 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2018 at 3:45 pm


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 15, 2018 at 7:34 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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