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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Agree. And God can go fuck himself because that's OK too Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(July 26, 2020 at 1:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: Agree. And God can go fuck himself because that's OK too Dunno

Well, supposedly he's all powerful so...
Dying to live, living to die.
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Hehe (they can sleep all they like when they're dead)
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Know God, Know fear.
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(July 25, 2020 at 11:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If god defines sex as between a man and a woman, then what same sex couples do isn't technically sex so, therefore, not a sin.

Right?

Sure, considering that Christians, Jews and Muslims find a way to justifiably kill people all the time while claiming how their God(s) forbids killing people, then why not make a loophole for homosexuals?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(August 2, 2020 at 9:47 pm)Eleven Wrote: [Image: 116801501_2248918421919708_5245923457765...e=5F4DBD58]
Hehe  When I was in the Navy, I met a guy who grew up in Oklahoma. As a kid, he and his friends used to go out and catch baby skunks. Since they don't weigh a lot, and they haven't yet learned how to spray, they would pick them up by the tail (not hurting them), and take them to the vet to be de-sexed and have their scent gland removed. He said that they made great pets, but you had to keep them in the house because they didn't have the spray defense. He told me that they were a lot of fun to have around.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Thailand is pronounced with a "th". Who knew Dunno
Surely the most powerful man in the world isn't THAT dumb, is he?
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