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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2021 at 4:57 pm
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Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2021 at 5:15 pm
For anyone wondering what it's like to drink car battery fluid, this is a close approximation:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2021 at 5:18 pm
(August 16, 2021 at 5:15 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: For anyone wondering what it's like to drink car battery fluid, this is a close approximation:

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True. Except battery acid doesn' t have the nasty after taste...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 16, 2021 at 11:32 pm
If you ever feel useless, just remember USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollar and 20 years to replace Taliban with Taliban.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2021 at 4:56 am (This post was last modified: August 17, 2021 at 4:56 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Oi, Valk - Saw this, thought of you.  Heart




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2021 at 6:53 am
(August 17, 2021 at 4:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Oi, Valk - Saw this, thought of you.  Heart




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Buddha was kinda wise for a wimpy, liberal, pacifist.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2021 at 7:08 am
(August 17, 2021 at 6:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 17, 2021 at 4:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Oi, Valk - Saw this, thought of you.  Heart




Boru

Buddha was kinda wise for a wimpy, liberal, pacifist.

You left out ‘socialist’.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2021 at 12:22 pm
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2021 at 1:19 pm
Just read a memory that was reposted by a lady from my hometown who is in her 80s. It recounted a conversation about 9 years ago between her and her husband. They were discussing his medical care, doctors, and needs at the time. The conversation worked around to...did he know who her doctor was...he thought a while and said, "Well, Dr. F is gone."

Dr. F. was my dad and he was a veterinarian.

I so wish we were still going back home...I wanted to see her so much. She tells the best stories.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 17, 2021 at 6:57 pm
(August 16, 2021 at 5:18 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 16, 2021 at 5:15 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: For anyone wondering what it's like to drink car battery fluid, this is a close approximation:

[Image: 9812195213342.png]

True. Except battery acid doesn' t have the nasty after taste...

'cause you're tongue is gone...

Oh...wait...
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