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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 30, 2021 at 6:32 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2021 at 6:36 pm by awty.)
(August 30, 2021 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: An oldie but a goodie:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaYg1hsmb60

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Can't believe I clicked that link. Two shows I wouldn't watch if being forced to at gunpoint merged together in supreme awfulness.

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August 30, 2021 at 6:33 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2021 at 6:37 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(August 27, 2021 at 7:36 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Who didn't have one of these back in the day?

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Hey!  I've been missing that!

Does it say "SCHOOL SUCKS BALLS!" on the bottom?
(August 28, 2021 at 1:25 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: We're not going to make it, are we?

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Not since banks were required to put up braille instructions...

...at the drive-thru teller.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 31, 2021 at 6:00 pm
Ah, movie posters these days...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 31, 2021 at 8:00 pm
(August 31, 2021 at 6:00 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, movie posters these days...

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My wife watches that tripe. Sometimes (well, most of the time) when I see that shit playing, I just want to go and cut the cable with some side cutters.  Think
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 31, 2021 at 8:10 pm
(August 31, 2021 at 8:00 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 31, 2021 at 6:00 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, movie posters these days...

[Image: Poster.jpg]

My wife watches that tripe. Sometimes (well, most of the time) when I see that shit playing, I just want to go and cut the cable with some side cutters.  Think

I don't think I have even turned on Lifetime since we first got a satellite dish (one of the big ones) years ago. Took me all of about five minutes to know it wasn't for me. It's like after school specials for grown women.

There are a couple women I am friends with on Facebook who get all excited when they find out what date the holiday shows start. BLAH!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 31, 2021 at 8:28 pm
(August 31, 2021 at 8:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I don't think I have even turned on Lifetime since we first got a satellite dish (one of the big ones) years ago. Took me all of about five minutes to know it wasn't for me. It's like after school specials for grown women.

There are a couple women I am friends with on Facebook who get all excited when they find out what date the holiday shows start. BLAH!

I like watching youtubers who crack on those movies. My favorites are Nick Diramio, Jarvis Johnson, Drew Gooden, and Danny Gonzalez. Those stupid Netflix and Hallmark Christmas romance movies are so much better with comedic youtuber commentary.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 31, 2021 at 8:31 pm
(August 31, 2021 at 8:28 pm)Ten Wrote:
(August 31, 2021 at 8:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I don't think I have even turned on Lifetime since we first got a satellite dish (one of the big ones) years ago.  Took me all of about five minutes to know it wasn't for me.  It's like after school specials for grown women.

There are a couple women I am friends with on Facebook who get all excited when they find out what date the holiday shows start.  BLAH!

I like watching youtubers who crack on those movies. My favorites are Nick Diramio, Jarvis Johnson, Drew Gooden, and Danny Gonzalez. Those stupid Netflix and Hallmark Christmas romance movies are so much better with comedic youtuber commentary.

They would have to be better. Those Hallmark movies make me gag. As for Christmas movies...give me the original animated 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas'.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2021 at 4:43 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2021 at 9:38 am (This post was last modified: September 1, 2021 at 9:38 am by Fireball.)
(September 1, 2021 at 4:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 59c8UNS.jpeg]

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Hehe   I hope they waved to A'Tuin on the way by.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2021 at 11:33 pm (This post was last modified: September 1, 2021 at 11:36 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(August 31, 2021 at 6:00 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, movie posters these days...

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Is "You had me at Merlot" some kind of code for date rape?
(August 31, 2021 at 8:31 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 31, 2021 at 8:28 pm)Ten Wrote: I like watching youtubers who crack on those movies. My favorites are Nick Diramio, Jarvis Johnson, Drew Gooden, and Danny Gonzalez. Those stupid Netflix and Hallmark Christmas romance movies are so much better with comedic youtuber commentary.

They would have to be better.  Those Hallmark movies make me gag.  As for Christmas movies...give me the original animated 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas'.

Ah c'mon...are you saying you don't like "A Christmas Story"?

The pageantry, the Red Ryder BB Gun.  It's all there!
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