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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 3, 2021 at 5:28 am
(September 2, 2021 at 10:32 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Talk about nostalgia

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I look at that picture, and I can actually hear the pepperpots.

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September 3, 2021 at 6:25 am
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September 3, 2021 at 12:35 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 3, 2021 at 2:55 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 3, 2021 at 5:38 pm
When I was in the Cosst Guard my last couple years - I was leading 3rd class - and had my own room. 

During a room inspection - the Warrant doing the inspection told me I needed to " paint the closet door".

(Somebody before me had used tape to put up a poster or two on the door and took off paint when they took their posters when they left.)

So - I went down to the hardware store downtown and bought 3 pints of enamel - red, white and blue.

Then I sketched out then carefully painted in a Union Jack - scaled to perfectly cover the door in question. To finish it off - I stuck a Triumph motorcycle logo sticker in the center. (My favorite flavor of motorcycle).


On the next inspection the Warrant hit the roof - and  started making all sorts of threats upon my happiness.

When he was done - I said "You said to " paint the door" - you didn' t specify a color. I took initiative."

The LT that was in charge (who disliked the Warrant) said "You gave the petty officer an order and he complied. If you want specifics - specify".

The Jack stayed up until I left.


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 3, 2021 at 5:58 pm
(September 3, 2021 at 2:55 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: you-put-a-fence-up.jpg]

I can so relate to this one.  Damn HOA.  I wish I had never broken down and bought a house in this freakin' hood.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 3, 2021 at 8:14 pm
(September 3, 2021 at 5:58 pm)Spongebob Wrote:
(September 3, 2021 at 2:55 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: you-put-a-fence-up.jpg]

I can so relate to this one.  Damn HOA.  I wish I had never broken down and bought a house in this freakin' hood.


I will NEVER buy a property governed by an HOA.  They're a freakin' nightmare.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2021 at 5:21 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2021 at 6:48 am (This post was last modified: September 4, 2021 at 7:09 am by ignoramus.)
Check out our boy Jebus brought to life! If that ain't gay, I don't know what is!




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 4, 2021 at 7:16 am
(September 4, 2021 at 6:48 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Check out our boy Jebus brought to life! If that ain't gay, I don't know what is!




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The ones of Edison and Einstein are rather pointless, I think.

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