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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 10, 2021 at 3:26 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 5:47 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 9:10 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 3:56 pm
(October 11, 2021 at 5:47 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: oqhi98S.jpeg]

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Wave at him, as he flies overhead on Wednesday.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 4:11 pm
Shat is supposed to go into space this week

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 4:39 pm
(October 11, 2021 at 3:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 11, 2021 at 5:47 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: oqhi98S.jpeg]

Boru

Wave at him, as he flies overhead on Wednesday.

Actually he won't be flying much overhead.. just straight up and then down again!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 5:12 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2021 at 5:12 pm by onlinebiker.)
(October 11, 2021 at 4:39 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(October 11, 2021 at 3:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Wave at him, as he flies overhead on Wednesday.

Actually he won't be flying much overhead.. just straight up and then down again!

I don' t know why they don' t change the requirement for " being in space" to include a complete orbit in addition to a height requirement.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 6:12 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2021 at 7:18 pm
(October 11, 2021 at 6:12 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]
I do a lot of woodworking in the "shop", which is just a small fraction of a 2-car garage that we've never parked a vehicle in. At one wood working forum I infest, guys talk about using a leaf blower to remove the dust. I vacuum it off the floor and equipment, but it really is everywhere, such as the top sides of the rafters, etc. If I were to use a leaf blower, I would put on my Kevlar suit that I use for painting my vehicles, and breathing apparatus. All that dust and dead spider butts and such can't possibly be good for one to inhale or even have on their skin. I'd also turn the gas water heater off. There's enough dust to probably reach the lower explosive limit. Great obituary- "Man dusts garage, dies in explosion".  Panic
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2021 at 3:12 am
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