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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!  ![[Image: z-meme-48.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.dumpaday.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F02%2Fz-meme-48.jpg)
Q: What’s the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck.  ![[Image: Cat.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/G2BTTLyw/Cat.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Do you think that this guy is compensating for something?
![[Image: Guns.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/7Lj8VCLM/Guns.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 ![[Image: 273491421_5186928031326003_6295452508733...e=6206ED08]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/273491421_5186928031326003_6295452508733098039_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=oeQ88DGnOxcAX9ihket&tn=pNWRnQz77u6p3EJF&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_ZdZmyltcoqOp79Di1qIuWXCqisY5gHvoLTtpFOYfreg&oe=6206ED08) This is a fuckin' million-dollar idea. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
![[Image: Telescope.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/T3Vzfxnj/Telescope.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Me in confession...
"So, the Body of Jesus is bread?" "In a manner of speaking, yes." "And he rose from the grave?" "Yes. You get it!" "Because of the yeast?" "Get the fuck out!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
U CUM
![[Image: Ucum.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/bYnxLJTY/Ucum.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
![[Image: etTEdXq.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/etTEdXq.jpeg) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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