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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I think Beccs Labs Unlimited™ has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier.

They have:

- The aggression of a Canadian Goose
- The self-preservation skills and general attitude of a honey badger.
- The self regeneration of an octopus
- The loyalty and intelligence of a Trump supporter*


*though the latter could be an issue...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(April 3, 2022 at 5:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think Beccs Labs Unlimited™ has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier.

They have:

- The aggression of a Canadian Goose
- The self-preservation skills and general attitude of a honey badger.
- The self regeneration of an octopus
- The loyalty and intelligence of a Trump supporter*


*though the latter could be an issue...

What would three of these soldiers cost, for, you know, someone having trouble with the neighbours? Asking for a friend.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(April 3, 2022 at 5:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 3, 2022 at 5:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think Beccs Labs Unlimited™ has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier.

They have:

- The aggression of a Canadian Goose
- The self-preservation skills and general attitude of a honey badger.
- The self regeneration of an octopus
- The loyalty and intelligence of a Trump supporter*


*though the latter could be an issue...

What would three of these soldiers cost, for, you know, someone having trouble with the neighbours? Asking for a friend.

Boru

They would have been $US10,000 per unit.

But, Barry fucked up.

"Regeneration of an octopus" and "brain of a Trump supporter", Barry!

Not " spine of an octopus", ffs!

You're fired!!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Fuckin’ Barry…

Boru
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Boru
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Hustle like Prophet has commanded you.
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Lady on a local FB page is asking for help moving a piece of furniture.

Her profile picture is this "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."

Apparently all things except moving that couch.
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