Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I think Beccs Labs Unlimited has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier.
They have: - The aggression of a Canadian Goose - The self-preservation skills and general attitude of a honey badger. - The self regeneration of an octopus - The loyalty and intelligence of a Trump supporter* *though the latter could be an issue...
Dying to live, living to die.
(April 3, 2022 at 5:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think Beccs Labs Unlimited has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier. What would three of these soldiers cost, for, you know, someone having trouble with the neighbours? Asking for a friend. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(April 3, 2022 at 5:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(April 3, 2022 at 5:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think Beccs Labs Unlimited has finally come up with the perfect genetically engineered soldier. They would have been $US10,000 per unit. But, Barry fucked up. "Regeneration of an octopus" and "brain of a Trump supporter", Barry! Not " spine of an octopus", ffs! You're fired!!
Dying to live, living to die.
Fuckin’ Barry…
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2022 at 2:58 pm
(This post was last modified: April 5, 2022 at 3:06 pm by purplepurpose.)
Hustle like Prophet has commanded you.
Lady on a local FB page is asking for help moving a piece of furniture.
Her profile picture is this "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Apparently all things except moving that couch. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
Dying to live, living to die.
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