Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[A. Secular Human]

Needs more dragons.

[brewer]

Needs more dragons.

And bubonic plague fleas.

[Rev. Rye]

In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.

How was that score verified?

BTW, if you listen to the guy speak, it's clear that he's got a very quick mind.

I don't think the score itself has been verified, but, given that he ended graduating Harvard Law cum laude (and at the age of 23), it'd probably be more surprising if it wasn't alarmingly high. 

He's got a quick mind, to be sure, but, sadly, he realised he can make a lot more money using that mind for bullshit than for good.

[Silver]

[The Valkyrie]

Friends, "Let's go dancing!"

Me, half an hour after arriving at the venue:

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[Pat Mustard]

In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.

Given Shapiro's utter lack of any intelligence, the only way he could have scored so highly is eithr a) a brown paper envelope was handed over to the marker or b) a ringer took the test.

Listen to the man speak for five minutes and you'll find an empty headed vapid ignoramus badly cosplaing as somebody smart.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.

Given Shapiro's utter lack of any intelligence, the only way he could have scored so highly is eithr a) a brown paper envelope was handed over to the marker or b) a ringer took the test.

Listen to the man speak for five minutes and you'll find an empty headed vapid ignoramus badly cosplaing as somebody smart.

A high testing score doesn't imply cheating. Shapiro is actually a perfect example of a very bright guy holding very stupid ideas.

Boru

[Pat Mustard]

Given Shapiro's utter lack of any intelligence, the only way he could have scored so highly is eithr a) a brown paper envelope was handed over to the marker or b) a ringer took the test.

Listen to the man speak for five minutes and you'll find an empty headed vapid ignoramus badly cosplaing as somebody smart.

A high testing score doesn't imply cheating. Shapiro is actually a perfect example of a very bright guy holding very stupid ideas.

Boru

From spending a considerable amount of time listening to him, Shapiro sounds every inch the idiot who came from a rich background who got every advantage and never had to work who, as a consequence, was fooled into thinking he's the smartest guy in the room.

He's the US equivalent of a Clongowes D4 rugger bugger.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A high testing score doesn't imply cheating. Shapiro is actually a perfect example of a very bright guy holding very stupid ideas.

Boru

From spending a considerable amount of time listening to him, Shapiro sounds every inch the idiot who came from a rich background who got every advantage and never had to work who, as a consequence, was fooled into thinking he's the smartest guy in the room.

He's the US equivalent of a Clongowes D4 rugger bugger.

Graduated high school at 16, got his BA at 20 (summa), got his JD at 23 (cum laude).

He’s not stupid. He’s just wrong.

Boru

NB: Please don’t take any of the above as an endorsement.