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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2024 at 7:27 pm
^ Now, there is some lore I'm happy to have not been aware of.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2024 at 10:58 pm (This post was last modified: July 15, 2024 at 10:59 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Barring any other context, I’m inclined to assume that Jackie Chan apparently killed Jesus. By hitting him in the bollocks.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 17, 2024 at 2:51 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 17, 2024 at 8:00 am
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 17, 2024 at 1:05 pm
(July 17, 2024 at 8:00 am)Foxaèr Wrote: [Image: GST6NOXX0AE_VXL?format=jpg&name=large]

He could cut glass with those things!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 19, 2024 at 10:17 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 19, 2024 at 10:32 am
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Schopenhauer Wrote:The intellect has become free, and in this state it does not even know or understand any other interest than that of truth.

Epicurus Wrote:The greatest reward of righteousness is peace of mind.

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Don't worry about death;

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 19, 2024 at 6:31 pm
Lazy fuckin’ moggy.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2024 at 12:47 am
You ever go out from some late night frozen custard and wondered “what kind of degenerate would even consider sexually harassing a topiary giraffe?”

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2024 at 4:12 am
(July 20, 2024 at 12:47 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: You ever go out from some late night frozen custard and wondered “what kind of degenerate would even consider sexually harassing a topiary giraffe?”

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Who hasn't?

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