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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 8, 2019 at 11:35 pm
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I like the song by Aquarius as much as the next person, but this is a bit over the top. [Image: Jawdrop.png]
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 8, 2019 at 11:53 pm
Saw this at the supermarket checkout line this afternoon:



For those of you who don’t know, Prince Andrew has been implicated in the Jeffrey Epstein scandals, and for those of you who don’t know, there are very specific laws for the line of succession in England, and even if she was as pissed off at Andrew as that (and also Charles for apparent inaction, as implied), she could not unilaterally remove anyone from the line of succession. That, and it turns out the Enquirer has done variations on this story, with claims of the Queen trying to plot a coup against Prince Charles, multiple times.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 8, 2019 at 11:56 pm
(December 8, 2019 at 11:35 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: Sunbathing.jpg]


I like the song by Aquarius as much as the next person, but this is a bit over the top. [Image: Jawdrop.png]

I don't like the idea of a sunburned starfish. I dated a gal a long time ago who could get her heels up by her ears. This gal's a slacker.  Coffee
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 9, 2019 at 12:07 am
(December 8, 2019 at 11:56 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(December 8, 2019 at 11:35 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: Sunbathing.jpg]


I like the song by Aquarius as much as the next person, but this is a bit over the top. [Image: Jawdrop.png]

I don't like the idea of a sunburned starfish. I dated a gal a long time ago who could get her heels up by her ears. This gal's a slacker.  Coffee

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 9, 2019 at 12:07 am
Q: What can a girl put in her hoop earrings to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 9, 2019 at 6:54 am
(December 8, 2019 at 11:53 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Saw this at the supermarket checkout line this afternoon:



For those of you who don’t know, Prince Andrew has been implicated in the Jeffrey Epstein scandals, and for those of you who don’t know, there are very specific laws for the line of succession in England, and even if she was as pissed off at Andrew as that (and also Charles for apparent inaction, as implied), she could not unilaterally remove anyone from the line of succession. That, and it turns out the Enquirer has done variations on this story, with claims of the Queen trying to plot a coup against Prince Charles, multiple times.

I am shocked and appalled that the National Enquirer would get something wrong.

Seriously, it isn't as if Andrew was ever going to be king anyway - he's eighth in line, and I don't think he's got the gumption required to arrange for the murders of his nephews and all their kids. 

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2019 at 4:57 pm
Me after taking a huge dump

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2019 at 6:22 pm
You look good in a dress.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2019 at 12:25 am (This post was last modified: December 23, 2019 at 12:26 am by ignoramus.)
Except he can turn it into a tent at will!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2019 at 7:25 am
(December 8, 2019 at 11:56 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(December 8, 2019 at 11:35 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: Sunbathing.jpg]


I like the song by Aquarius as much as the next person, but this is a bit over the top. [Image: Jawdrop.png]

I don't like the idea of a sunburned starfish. I dated a gal a long time ago who could get her heels up by her ears. This gal's a slacker.  Coffee

To be fair, she is planning on keeping them there for more than 10 seconds.



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