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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 25, 2020 at 3:00 am
This guy is in real trouble unless they legalize polygamy very quickly
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2020 at 1:03 pm
What makes you think it's not the woman who's cheating?
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January 26, 2020 at 5:21 pm
Why? Because it seems that he got upset/ scared while the woman just chills.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2020 at 5:31 pm
(January 26, 2020 at 5:21 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Why? Because it seems that he got upset/ scared while the woman just chills.
Maybe the woman’s other partner is a notorious thumper.
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January 27, 2020 at 3:36 am
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payback for Hiroshima?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2020 at 11:59 am
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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January 27, 2020 at 10:57 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2020 at 3:11 am
(January 26, 2020 at 5:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (January 26, 2020 at 5:21 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Why? Because it seems that he got upset/ scared while the woman just chills.
Maybe the woman’s other partner is a notorious thumper.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2020 at 3:28 am
U.S. space Force or Starfleet Command?
New US military force has a logo similar to Starfleet.
Next, go shirts that rip really easily across the chest and dead red shirts.
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Some conspiracy theorist is going to take this and run with it. 
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