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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 12, 2020 at 12:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 12:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Absolutely untrue. They love walking home after work.

(The job isn't done til the aircraft is secured)

They hate leaving work early.

I remember the preflight checklist for the P3-C Orion patrol aircraft. First item for the walk-around was "Wheels down and locked."  Hehe

If you think a belly landing is hard - try a belly takeoff....


Although Otto the Autopilot does it in Airplane...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 12, 2020 at 12:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 12:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Absolutely untrue. They love walking home after work.

(The job isn't done til the aircraft is secured)

They hate leaving work early.

I remember the preflight checklist for the P3-C Orion patrol aircraft. First item for the walk-around was "Wheels down and locked."  :hehe:

One of my brothers was involved in the development of the P-125 (cancelled) for the RAF. He got a commendation for pointing out that ‘Fuel Level’ had been left off the preliminary checklists.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 12, 2020 at 3:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 12:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I remember the preflight checklist for the P3-C Orion patrol aircraft. First item for the walk-around was "Wheels down and locked."  Hehe

One of my brothers was involved in the development of the P-125 (cancelled) for the RAF. He got a commendation for pointing out that ‘Fuel Level’ had been left off the preliminary checklists.

Boru

You do want to check that...

A boyhood friend of my dad is also a pilot - and for years owned a Cessa 310. (One of my favorite light twins). Dad had flown up to see him - and they hopped in the 310 for a quick run around the field. Less than a minute after getting airborne (but thankfully above V2) one engine cut out. Dad was sitting left seat (he has far more flying hours) He was into procedure and had just feathered the out engine - when the other engine went.

This is in heavily wooded NE Wisconsin. The only place to go was were they had taken off - or a treetop crash. They barely made it back to the field.

Somebody had siphoned the tank.

And they missed it.


Dad says - sometimes you survive stupid.

But only sometimes.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Wtf did girls eat in 1940s?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 14, 2020 at 9:48 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Wtf did girls eat in 1940s?

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It's like a Chick tract without the trip to hell.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 14, 2020 at 8:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 9:48 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Wtf did girls eat in 1940s?

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It's like a Chick tract without the trip to hell.

And the guy either smokes or chews tobacco, given the era. The irony! And it looks like they ate tons less food a year, to boot.  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 14, 2020 at 9:53 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 8:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's like a Chick tract without the trip to hell.

And the guy either smokes or chews tobacco, given the era. The irony! And it looks like they ate tons less food a year, to boot.  Hehe

But remember, girls had to be girly back then.

Different times, different standards.

It's like Star Trek. I really enjoy the shows but I cannot watch the original series. So bloody sexist.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 14, 2020 at 9:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 9:53 pm)Fireball Wrote: And the guy either smokes or chews tobacco, given the era. The irony! And it looks like they ate tons less food a year, to boot.  Hehe

But remember, girls had to be girly back then.

Different times, different standards.

It's like Star Trek.  I really enjoy the shows but I cannot watch the original series.  So bloody sexist.

TNG was the best. The rest, meh.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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https://i.imgur.com/lJ7fnLY.jpg

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(May 14, 2020 at 10:35 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 9:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But remember, girls had to be girly back then.

Different times, different standards.

It's like Star Trek.  I really enjoy the shows but I cannot watch the original series.  So bloody sexist.

TNG was the best. The rest, meh.

DS9 was my favourite.

Best characters, including Garak.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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